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And the heavens parted and lo!
A choir of angels sung out and praised that the saviour had returned!
It was noted then that even the Big Ooompa himself said "Woah, that is one groovy cat and thank Me he's back".
Of course there were naysayers. "He? It cannot be!"
But this was all dismissed when they saw that, by his side, was a penguin with human arms, an eye-patch and the nastiest accent in the world (French).
And while the narrator could talk like this forever, he won't.
It is suffice to say that it is nice to see that things like the degradation of women as sexual objects and the worshipping of alcohol still goes on.
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Oh dear sweet christ, it's the real deal!
*throws self to the floor and kisses Dammo's penguin boots* |
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Dammo! you old fool! hahaha, ahh my old old friend. it is good to see you, very good indeed.
But I must be sure. I shall begin a quote that only Dammo would know
Though shalt not do drugs.... |
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hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and ****ing *******s....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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| Dammo! Why didnt you log in with your normal account? |
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| Dooze, I lend you my penis. |
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Kanis, how dare you try me with such silly games! Besides, proof that I were me would require me to not know the answer at all.
Turks, I didn't use my normal account because
A) I can't remember what it was last
B) I can't remember what e-mail account it is linked too (I have gone through many)
C) Where is the fun in that? Nobody would doubt for a second it was me. Whereas now, there's a chance I'm not me at all, in fact a someone else posing as me. It's all very risque.
Saving the best for last, Simo my love! It is good to see your slightly French ass again. |
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| And a hairy **** at that. |
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| Still calling me french eh, you insipid german chink jappo indonesian mongrel. |
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