Well, using the small bit of code Rake posted, I fixed up what I wanted my page to do, but now it's bugged out beyond comprehension. Here is the raw code and here is what it does. It SHOULD look like this but with the boxes hidden and mouseover compatible. (I'm using it to keep the area clean while having all the info around.)
At first, I thought it was because the $box[$i] var was breaking the quote chain (and I still think that's part of the problem) but I tried to use and addslashes function and escape them all, and it won't fix it. Any ideas?
Oh, forgot to mention about that. My server is a little **** retentive. You need to go to the page and then hit refresh. (It disregards any offlinking to files other than php pages)