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Default  I almost shoplifted the other day...
04.10.12, 14:31:44
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I feel really bad, I was at a clothing store the other day, but I'm really poor so I couldn't buy anything. I saw this really cute dress and so I grabbed it and brought it in the dressing room with me. It had these fairly long straps that go over your shoulders, so I got undressed in the dressing room and tied the straps really tight around my testicles. It actually hurt really bad, well before I left the store, I just couldn't bring myself to steal, even though I could have gotten away with it. So I went back into the dressing room and OH GOD! I tied it so tight around my testicles that I couldn't get it off, it took me a few minutes, and my testicles were turning purple due to lack of blood. I was so scared, but I finally managed to untie the strings that damn near managed to castrate me.

Has anyone here been in a similar situation? And what would you do if you walked into a the changing room and saw a guy with a dress tied around his family jewels so tight that it was cutting off circulation to his balls?
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Default  04.10.12, 16:18:57
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I have a job... so I don't shoplift. And if I saw some guy with a dress around his boys, I'd just walk right passed him. Not my business.

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Default  04.10.12, 23:17:11
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Default  05.02.12, 14:41:23
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hm...i just stole an apple from my brother so i didn't ever shoplifted
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and if i see a guy in that situation ..guess i'll keep goin m'way
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Default  05.23.12, 00:45:58
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That post turned creepy quite fast.

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Default  06.07.12, 18:11:20
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When I was a kid, I shoplifted by accident once.
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Default  06.07.12, 21:55:48
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I shoplift daily... Cause I straight don't give a fuck!
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