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Moo-Zork Returns!!
12.16.06, 14:50:58
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Alright, I'm back and better than ever.
It's time to get this thing rolling old-skool style.
You all know the rules, you give a command and Me, your game computer, will take it from there.
Let's go!
Moo is in the Computer Room.
The floor is littered with empty beers and an unmarked, unlabeled empty bottle that you don't even remember drinking. The ashtray is overflowing, and the sound of heavy death metal blares through the speakers.
There is a lighter and a bottle opener on the desk, and a funny looking hat hanging on the doorknob.
You have:
Half a cup of coffee.
Two packs of cigarettes.
Keys.
Five bucks.
Possible exits: North, Window.
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Quoth Gorgo, NX, 2002, mere moments before teh banhammer:
Meuterei, you are a despicable, loathsome, vulgar ****sucking piece of ****. You are a blight upon the internet and the world in general. I hope you drown in a river of **** and die with a turd in your throat.
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Come play Moo-Zork! It's BACK!
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Taken.
Moo is in the Computer Room.
The floor is littered with empty beers and an unmarked, unlabeled empty bottle that you don't even remember drinking. The ashtray is overflowing, and the sound of heavy death metal blares through the speakers.
There is a lighter and a bottle opener on the desk, and a funny looking hat hanging on the doorknob.
You have:
Half a cup of coffee.
Two packs of cigarettes.
A lighter.
A bottle opener.
A funny-looking hat.
Keys.
Five bucks.
Possible exits: North, Window. |
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Go north.  |
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>North.
Moo is in the Atrium.
The room is almost bare except for a black leather trenchcoat hanging on a rack that is bending under the weight.
You have:
Half a cup of coffee.
Two packs of cigarettes.
A lighter.
A bottle opener.
A funny-looking hat.
Keys.
Five bucks.
Possible exits: North, South, Northeast, Southeast, East, West. |
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Taken.
Moo is in the Atrium.
The room is empty aside from a slightly bent coat rack.
You have:
A black leather trenchcoat.
Half a cup of coffee.
Two packs of cigarettes.
A lighter.
A bottle opener.
A funny-looking hat.
Keys.
Five bucks.
Possible exits: North, South, Northeast, Southeast, East, West. |
Last edited by Teh Fucking Moo : 12.16.06 at 15:06:02.
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| Go... southeast. |
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>Southeast.
Moo is in the Backyard.
An old dirty welcome mat makes squishing noises as he steps on it. There is a street to the east.
It's ****ing cold out here.
You have:
A black leather trenchcoat.
Half a cup of coffee.
Two packs of cigarettes.
A lighter.
A bottle opener.
A funny-looking hat.
Keys.
Five bucks.
Possible exits: Back door, Street, South. |
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