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Im In The Money!
12.08.06, 07:33:46
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Im rich i tells ya rich!
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OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF CREDIT CONTROL
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT BANK PLC,
101-103 AVENUE, KWAME NKURUMAH,
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
PHONE: +226-70377447.
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE; REQUEST FOR YOU TO STAND AS A NEXT OF KIN AND REPATRIATE 5.5 MILLION USD TO YOUR PRIVATE/COMPANY ACCOUNT.
I was mandated by the Managing Director of INTERNATIONAL CREDIT BANK PLC to ascertain your interest and capability to Co-operate with us in actualizing this highly rewarding project on repatriation of funds to your country.
Are you willing to be presented as the bonafide next of kin to Mr.Floyd Tarantino, a crude oil merchant from Australia.
Until his untimely death by the Tsunami Disaster in Indonesia, Mr.Floyd operated a fixed Deposit account of Five Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars(US$5,500,000.00) with INTERNATIONAL CREDIT BANK PLC.
Sequel to his death, the Bank made concerted effort to contact the immediate family in Australia in order to re-claim and transfer the ownership of the fund.
Unfortunately, the Bank discovered recently that the immediate families of the depositor Mr. Floyd were also drastically affected by the same Tsunami while on holidays. Apparently, the fund is now in full custody of the Bank.
After a very serious survey, I and the CEO of the Bank decided to repatriate this fund to a trustworthy and reliable overseas bank account for high yield investment portfolios.
The modality of disbursing the fund will be discussed fully with the Bank-Account owner/provider, which we are offering you.
All the documents establishing the deposit of the fund and empowering you to be Next of Kin/Beneficiary of the fund will be perfectly secured in your name if interested in helping secure the fund.
Transfer of this fund can be swiftly and successfully implemented within 14 bank working days if you provide the necessary overseas infrastructure required to realize the objective.
Please protect my position in my bank by keeping everything secret and confidential until we transfer this funds to your distination.Be kind enough to confirm the receipt of this message for more clarification.
Awaiting your reply.
Sincerely,
Mr.Spiff Izuma
N:B Please call me +226-70377447 and reply via this email:spiffizuma30@mail.ru |
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Quoth Albel Nox:
Imho? it's emo, douche.So if you're going to call me emo do it right.not imao, ihmo, or imo, but EMO.
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| Urgh, I was rich months ago, pretty much by the same means. Them Africans are fricking rich, I tell you. |
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| yea cept all they wanna do is buy blingage instead of anything cool like fullmetal alchemist: the conqueror of shambala so they dont count. |
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...That's nice, Squall.
Anyway, how in the world are Y9OU the one getting five million dollars, and is it all going to you, or is it being split with everyone at that bank?
What in the name of Christ do you do with five million dollars?! |
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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| Been done, only mine was in french. |
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Mr.Floyd Tarantino is dead?  |
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J A PAN!!!!
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| Its a sad day for all of us lye |
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| I used to love that guy. He was a nut, and could drink like the dickens. |
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Quoth FullMetal_Heart:
hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and ****ing *******s....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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| Play the Bejing lottery, eh Dave? |
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