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SNORE.
So a man is sitting in the waiting room, waiting to hear how the birth of his child went, when finally, the doctor comes out holding a baby. The man jumps up in his seat and approaches the doctor.
"I've got some great news! You have a new baby boy and, get this, it can fly."
Skeptical, the man takes a step back and waits for the doctor to explain himself. But instead of explaining himself, the doctor merely says "Watch" and throws the baby. The baby does not fly, rather it hits the wall and falls to the floor. The man steps forward, horrified, but the doctor say,
"Wait, wait, your baby can fly!" And tosses the baby up in the hair, hitting its head on the ceiling and once again, falling to the floor. The man runs at the doctor, but the doctor says "I promise! Your baby can fly!" and hurls it out the window. The baby falls twelve stories and splatters on the street. The man strikes the doctor in the face, but the doctor just starts laughing
"Hey, man," said the doctor "I'm just ****ing with you. Your baby was born dead." |
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