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If I ran the world...
04.30.04, 20:30:39
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If I ran the world(And god knows I should), I would give the entire system a complete overhaul. First of all: Candidacy for the Presidency will not be determined by age, or how big your campaign fund is. Instead, those who wish to become President must spend 7 days in the Chamber of Trials, where their minds and bodies will be pushed to the limit, and they are not allowed to return until they have retrieved the ancient stone tablet, upon which are inscribed the Laws that Govern Humanity, which are as follows:
1. There is to be no more pop-up advertising of any kind. It will be abolish, and those responsible will be castrated.
2. The police force will be replaced by ninja death-squads that patrol the streets, to kill you for doing stupid things. Running a red light? Death. Littering? Castration. Smoking in a no-smoking zone? Castration, then death.
3. No alcohol or drugs. All for me.
4. Guns will go the way of cameras: Disposable, 1-time-use guns. You buy one, shoot the bastard who cut you off, then throw it out.
5. If someone says something stupid around you, you have the right to slap him/her upside the head. No backs, no reversies. |
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if.. I ran the world... I would....
Close this Thread. |
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| I'd make it into a porno movie (Yes movie), then close it. But that's just me. |
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| Sean, didnt you learn anything from my "I live in a Porno World" thread? |
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"Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT"
(Cobain 14:12-17)
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| I can’t comprehend very much. |
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| I, for one, approve of the vast majority of this thread, especially the stuff about killing the wanker who cut you off and pop-up windows. |
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Quoth The Man:
I, for one, approve of the vast majority of this thread, especially the stuff about killing the wanker who cut you off and pop-up windows.
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Smart man. |
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| Very true, I'm voting for you in the next election. |
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Quote:
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Quoth Sephiroth 9999:
Very true, I'm voting for you in the next election.
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Here, here. |
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i’m just a bad actor stuck with a ****ty script, All of my lines are cheap and the cast
is weak there was no music for the first time i got kissed, there was no femme fatal,
my mistress wasn't rich so i've been formatted to fit your tv screen, the film went
straight to tape, i'll bow out quietly. so quietly.
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Ownage.
Another thing that deserves to be on that list is the accursed character limit. |
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