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The Blonde Robs a Bank
04.30.04, 11:05:22
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Ok, so there's this blonde and a brunet are going to rob a bank, right? The blonde is going to do the robbing, and the brunet is gonna drive the getaway car. So they go over their plan. The brunet pulls the car into the parking lot of the bank, the blonde runs into the bank, and the brunet waits...
And she waits...
And she waits...
About half an hour later, the blonde comes running out of the bank. She has the safe tied up and she's dragging the stupid thing behind her. There's also this police officer who is rumming after her with his pants down to his ankles.
Well, the blonde finally realizes she's not going to get this safe to the car, so she ditches the safe, climbs into the brunets car, and drives away. The blonde told the brunet what happened and the brunet said "You idiot! I told you to tie up the COP and blow the SAFE!" |
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