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As the vampire dashes towards the warriors he suddenly vanishes.
"Where did he go!" Proclaimed Aiden.
"......Ah crap!" Said Dark Fayte as he turned around.
A large crashing sound startles Aiden. As he turns he sees that Dark Fayte had barelyblock the attack coming from behined him.
"Tch tch..To slow." Stated the vampire as he kicks him across the room and into a wall. |
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User Name: Azrael Thanatos Ukwtakun
User name title: Dark Fayte
Rank: SeeD S
Occupation: Dark Assassin
Position: Head Instructor and Leader of the Dark Squad.
Weapon: Scythe/ Dark Katana
Small Biography: As a small boy he watched as his family was murdered. Swearing revenge he took up the dark art of assassination. After years of training he finally gets his revenge on bandits who ended his life as an innocent. But he still has one name on his list, and that belongs to Death himself. Fighting is the only thing I know how to do...
Join our band of freedom fighters at the Balamb Garden Military Academy now!! Help us in order to restore the FFR to its former glory. Together we will get rid of the Evil Sorceress that�s sending the FFR to the Realm of darkness using the Time Compression. We shall not let her destroy this world. Need more information? Go to Yevon Arena. Balamb Garden Military Academy's Headquarters
New members are welcome!
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Oh, so we're all supposed to work together on a common storyline! Xlent, I've got it now. I'll wrap up my old crappy one.
Kung Faux notices a castle rising up far above the trees, and realizes he doesn't give a damn what the kid was up to or why the ninja was stalking him. All he cares about is the mosquito biting his nipple. <slap> He spreads his angel wings (that magically by magic go thru his clothes without tearing them, similar to the magicalness of a fart) and flies quickly at the castle. He charges the door in midair and cleaves it in half, not caring if it was going to come out of the castle tenant's deposit. Kung Faux takes a brief pause to wallow in his own badassitude for slicing the door in half. Inside the castle, there's a couple of dudes fighting a vampire. Kung Faux says to the humans, "Yall look like the good guys in this situation, can I help you slay this vampire? I'm strong, I've got an enormous axe, I'm a fearsome pirate, plus I got this going for me." He spreads his angel wings, folds them back, spreads them one more time and folds them back again. "So whadaya say?" |
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Username: Kung Faux
Usertitle: Kung Faux the Veggiemuncher
Occupation: Large Enemy Taker Downer
Position: Soldier
Rank: SeeD Class E
Age: 16
Weapon: Freakin' huge axe
Biography: He ran away from home to join the BGMA. He achieved his dream on 9/28/06.
Man, they think I'm a girl. They got my personality right though. At least she's kinda hot. But not as hot as Yuna. Yuna has that "different colored eyes" thing going and that's kinda sexy. Plus she dresses less sluttily and is kinda intelligent. Gotta break me off a piece of that. I never did like Lulu. She was a little bit too creepy. Like, she'd get it on with you, then stick a knife in your chest or hit you with Thundaga. Paine kinda reminds me of Lulu Jr, or Pink or something like that. And that's just strange, and not really all that sexy.
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Aiden points his crossbow at the vampire lord and he pulls the trigger. The silver arrow heads towards the vampire and pierces his shoulder. The vampire pulled the arrow oout of his shoulder and he tossed it.
"You have to try bettar than that kid..." The vampire says this staring at Aiden.
Aiden smirks and then he replies: "Shut up you piece of ****! I am going to beat the hell out of you!" |
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Quoth Moondoggie:
Bastards should just die. Nothing ever looks decent once you put it in your profile. And if it does, they **** it up somehow.
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I can't agree more with this quote...thanks Moondoggie...
Announcement
If I am posting in this thread it might be because:- The poster above doesn't know the meaning of punctuation.
- The poster above said something freaking hilarious.
- The poster above made a good post, a rarity though.
- I was bored as hell thus had nothing better to do.
- The poster above must change their font because it hurts my eyes.
- The thread must be memorable or by far the worst thread ever made.
- The poster above must be reminded that the EDIT OPTION does exists!!!
 - The poster impressed me. Not bad keep it up
"Even through the darkest days, this fire burns.... always...."
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| Octavius, having just skydived through the stratosphere, noticed that his parachute had caught fire and vanished. He crashes conveniently into the castle he was previously at, bodyslamming the vampire lord at the same time. Immediately, he pulled the silver arrow out of the vampire lord's shoulder and threw it into Aiden's throat, severing his brain stem and knocking him to the floor, dead as a ****ing doornail. He then drew his switchblade and castrated the vampire lord, cut out his tongue and put his manly apparatus where his tongue was. He then cut out the testicles and the eyes, swapping their places. Then after slitting his nose and both nostrils, he disemboweled the vampire lord and put the knife in his larynx. The vampire lord writhed on the floor in agony. Octavius stood up, coated in blood and turned to the members of the Balamb Garden Military Academy that remained alive. |
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OOC: Don't kill members without permission.
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As Aiden fell lifeless to the ground a new darkened spirit inhabited this empty corpse. Octavious didn't noticed what was happenning. As Aiden's soul was recovered from the depths of oblivion a new vampire raised with a thirts for revenge. Aiden, as many lost souls before him, was saved by an ancient benefactor. His eyes turned green with maliciousness emanating an evil aura and two giant bat wings grew on his back. The Soul Reaver, a soul devouring weapon appeared in Aiden's hands, probably a gift from his savior.
Aiden then pointed his crossbow at Octavious and pierced his right shoulder with a dark arrow. Octavious fell weakened on his knees.
"I am back....." Aiden said while staring at the poor helpless bastard.
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Aiden's new appearance:
Aiden's sword, The indestructible Soul Reaver:
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| "Can you hit anything but right shoulders?" asked Octavius. Octavius quickly fashioned the arrow into a necklace. He then sat down on the couch and did a jang. "The world is safe once more" thought Octavius as his space station made of icicles slowly fell to New York, enveloped in flame. |
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The new Vampire Lord Aiden pulled the arrow from his throath and he tossed it and his wound was healed almost instantly. Unfortunately, Sar was already gone. Aiden walked towards the balcony and he stared at the desolated landscape.
"Damn him! The Reaver will satisfy itself by devoring the apostate soul of Octavious! I will find that little bastard even if I have to search for him in hell!" Aiden yells with anger as his eyes were filled with rage. |
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| Octavius sat on his couch, smoking the marijuana. He got up and got in his car. He drove to KFC and got a bucket of original recipe chicken. He got back in his car. He drove back home and kept smoking the marijuana. |
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