| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
 |
The Lord of Mir'Dagio (Story)
06.08.03, 22:23:12
|
|
|
|
Post #1 (permalink) |
|
|
| |
|
|
Before I begin, I would like to tell anyone reading that this is a completely RANDOM story based on my own RANDOM thoughts. There is no plot, not at all. It is completely a show of how random I can be, as well as a few parodies. And now....onto the show.
In the eve of summer on the west bank of Valdimar Forest in the Kingdom of Meldepast, region of Marleduk, Contienent of Lesbiana, Third Planet in the system of DrippingSecretia, there lives a man whose hair is of fire, a fire that not only burns, but as well burns.
The whistling whips of whirling white women whirring wildly with worn weather widow dresses dauntily dally dreadfully drawing druid doiles inside inner insanity inside inane inexperienced ill...stuff.
It was on the mountain of Del Sur where the Sword of Undying Fire Which Can't Go Out For It Is Undying As In It's Name That Lies Above The Black Mountain Del Sur Previously Stated Above For Effect Of This Paragraph lies in wait in the Black Mountain Del Sur. It awaits a hero whose eyes cut into the souls of those with souls, without souls, having souls, not having souls, gaining souls, losing souls, those who have souls and those who do NOT have souls.
Against the whimsical Whims of my master, I have five dollars to visit the cocaine harlot who romps the streets of the dirty bvilla, selling her dirty goods indeed to those looking for a cheap thrill in the bleak dark morn. Wazzocks! Thumblemegills! And hardlefogglenums! The noises of my firey loins spilling into her, her body used more than a '73 Uhaul.
And thats is the tale of Black Handed Ramgoth of the Old Destiny Double Twin Dragon Ultimate Brigade Knighthood Navy Seals Nuclear Sub Only In America Unless It's In the UK of the First house which is like the Second house, only more first and Less Second, but is NOTHING like the third, for the Duke of the Third house has relations with his mother, his brother being his son, his son his brother, his mother his wife, and his father one pissed off ****er.
So it was, and so it WILL be. Though it can be, but only on weekends, Yam Kippur, but not Lent because 40 days is just TOO much for attonement. The Dark Princess of Stuff People Wouldn't Like In Their Backyard Rhihin the Terrible and her Knight General, Lady I Can't Get These Screamin' Voices Outta My Head Fallen of the Hill Amazons looked out upon the cliffs of Kannadada...dadada. Thier faces were like steel, and if not steel, at ;east a cheep steel colored plastic plate from Ye Olde Dollar Tree, for you may purchase 100 of them for only One Hunder'red shilling, two hay pennies, or steal the *****es. Their war was against the Unholy Admiral of Some *****y Little Country that Has Bigass Weapons Though Cannot Do Anything Because He Has Insufficient Power, Lord Of Payload Slash, the One To Change the World and Who Ownz All, Son of Arch Angel of the Red Destiny Wing Maverick the Stampede, Earl of Stankonia, Duke of Flammablebreasts, and Count of Somestupidass****withAIM+.
The War began A thousand thousand thousand......what the hell am I doing here? The war began when Slash's oldest known Ancestor Ixa Gira Flamming Frying Pan Of Destruction. The Dark One with Many Names Slash Sat on his Lawn Chair of DOOM, contemplating his next move, and awaiting the arrival of His counterpart and lover, Bleak Admiral Mikael. But it seemed that the Admiral was having trouble, for in the world of AIMidia, There were many dopplegangers of him, and those who stoll his name using the mighty portal of Creatoria. The Admiral Stood with his Pansy Sword, the sword of his long ago deceased friend and fellow in arms who possesed his own sword in order to help his friend who was secretly making secret love to his mistress, a Sir Scooby Doo blow up doll.
All of the charecters are in play, but there are millions more, meaning I have just lied. But was it a lie? No simply a mistake, ah?
It proceeded as such, when the...Fuzzy One Rhihin's Angelic Soldiers of the Darkness That Can Be Effectively Defeated by a Flashlight Appeared. Aika Hiroshima of the Avatar With One Hair Color and the Sig With A Different Hair Color Who has Quite a Badass Sig of a Chick Who I'd Be Afraid To Run Into Inside a Museum of Knives, Alysha Dawson the Quick Witted Yet Slow Footed, John Calston Master of Disguise Who Just Happened To Look Like Will Smith, Racen Hathro Who Is Someone I don't Know, and the Legion Commander Del Prend Who's Avatar Looks Like Ashram From Record of Lodoss War By Which He Might Look Like But Then It Is The Charecter Description That Counts, Though none of these brave knights have signatures that may be seen by our God, The White Sandal Angel In a Ramada Inn Robe Maverick Who's Face Is Now Just Pasted On a Picture Of Jenova.
In the Far Planes of Eastplanesthatarefaria, the Black Seductress Evile Mongol Death Vebration Bend-over-and-shut-j00r-mouth Sorceress Galliban Le Faye was standing atop her observation tower, observing, towering, observing on her tower, towering on her observation, plotting her next move as she held her whipe again her helpless and unwilling prey, her squire Non-Playable Magical Squire Of Galliban Dastal, his body racked in pain, covered in marks, and covered with marks. She had a plan, and not just any plan, but....a plan. She would go to Damnitdonttouchmyassia, and reclaim her Magically Imbued Gloves of Attonement. She only needed to slay the Dark, Evil, Dreadful, Fearful Dragon....FAITH! The Celestial Dragon Faith had been laying in slumber for fiftey years now after stealing the gloves from the twenty five year old sorceress, and was now keeping her eggs warm. Inside the eggs were Dragons that would also change the history of the world, such as Druggy Dragon Who Was Born With a Hash Stash Jackal, or the Cute Little Dragon Klonoa Who You better Watch Out For or You'll Get Yer Damn Ass Bit Off, fired to Pieces, Then served back to you Via a small tube.
And so....it might have begun.
In the Midst of it all, there were three Knights. They were paladins of a sort, fearless, brave, dashing handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, strong, magnificent, the greatest of all. One was the Seven foot one Azure Neko-jin Sin, who is not to be mistaken for a hani. His fure on his ears and face were Azure and Black highlighted, and his hands muscular with ordinary nails. He bore a goatee, nine earrings in his left ear, and a large Sword smelted from the very toenails of our God Maverick. The other was a Drow, a Dark Elf, yet another Illegal race choice. He was shortter than the other two, standing at only six foot two. His skin was fair and promn, his hair the same shade as Sin, but while Sin wore long locks, he wore swinging braids of beaty that danced wherever he went. The third....well he's Xistove, read the damn backround. Needless to say, all three of them were LOADED in the pants.
Also on the side of Light, yet on a far other Continent, was Silver Lady of Spatulas And Other Household Objects You Wouldn't Expect To Be A Sex Toy Mina. Her Guardian, Mikael's brother and opposite, the Destiny Warlord Blitz Who Has A Slight Lisp, though he makes up for it with his mean sword skills and ability to read anyone's mind, as long as it has to do with bisexual Dolphin Culture and anything starting with the letter "M".
The one who held the Destiny of the World, Spunky Knight Mit Nyaao, stood over the Fardistance Cliffs, with her almighty sword, Snot Filled Disgust6ing Germy Kleenex With Some WHite Stains That We Don't Even Wanna Guess. She crouched onto the cliff and tasted the dirt.
"...it moved."
She then jumped from the cliff, exhaling only one word to bring out her almighty armor.
"Oh ****!"
Almost instantly, though that isntant was changed to a naked pose, a bunch of ribbons and flashing lights to give japanese kids the willies, and a few poses and winks before she splashed into the water. She rose again, jumping from the water like the dolphin family that raised her, and stayed suspened in the air with water, facial, and lighing effects that can only be described as Squaresoft Magic.
At that moment, the Evil One Who Is All Hani sent her spirit to Mit, just like inThe Crucible, and powered up one of her hundred secret techniques.
"Hairball Hizen! Bukkake Circle!"
He spirit spun in the air, looking like one of the witches in Zelda 64. and shot a wide spread circle of White Mana at Mit, while the Spunky Knight countered with her own attack.
"60% Discount on All Consumer Electronics!"
She fired a large blast at the spirit, vanquishing it with her Excel Saga Stolen Powers, and turned to face the camera with a victorious sneer, just before Final Fantasy VII's victory theme started, letting her dance until she fell off a cliff, but when did she climb back upo? Did she fall? Does it matter?
...not really..
The...thing that looks like a chick in a cat costume Rhihin went back from shock, smoke emiting from her eye as she cursed like Rita Repulsa. It was a dark rain as Lady Of Fuzzy Death Rhihin's newest General, a person who will shortly join Vagrentia Spacia and change the fate of the world just like everyone else. She was the one who's breasts had the power of the Gods, the ass of a mightly lion, and the eyes of...Some **** That Scares Everyone. The Almighty Lady Of Shoes And Other Things That Go On Your Feet But Stink After A While Gokien, Dutchess of Herbertsuckia, not only Rhihin's General, but her youngest Daughter, the Princess of Damia Gwyn-Ravestia.
Then it was told, the Moderatorial Monk Priest Stargrazer Prophet Vicious of Old Dude With Lines On His Forhead And Wrinkles Manhood did come to the Bar Of Whoisonlinanti7um. He furrowed his brows, so long that his monbrow revialed that of Van Halen's long hair. He was a lover of sorts, a taker of women, and a comforter of man. For the thousands of years he travesed the land, he has made love to every man, his wife, his daughter, his son, his mother, his father, his sister, his brother, and even a few of the man's grandparents, though it takes the ancient Mana of Prune Jucia to make the Elders Loose.
With quickness and stealth the great magical honorable of the quickness that IS fast, yet not slow, but to be slow is fast indeed. Though it is not the size of the penis that does not matter, it does help and if that knight knows how to use a TRUE longsword, may the climax be blessed upon the halls of Lipton Ice Tea Monestary. The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog. How can thy seem them if thou liveth in a fog? Liveth in the fog, liveth in the fog. The snake, the cat, the rat, and thy dog. Eons upon centuries, centuries upon eons. Two for a dollar and a dollar is a quarter making that quarter a dollar only when five percent off Competency of the large muscular ape, but if that Ape shops at Circuit City he may purchace perhaps 128 MB of RAM for 30 Kings papers.
It has been so, as the scribe does not have a job at the moment, and toils his time away playing tha games of Playing Roles on the Playstation of the Second Coming, Watching Animated Violence from the Far East, drinking the lifeblood of aged Grapes, and feeling on the one who's name begins with A. It is with that reason and that reason ALONE why the world must perish. But in the death of the old world will come a new world, a new order. A world without strife, discord, Cloud, Squall, or even the Backstreet boy Tidus. It is THAT I ask of you good gentlemen. Hither to the oh thine sword of smiting, for that we may usher in a new era when Doggy and Missionary are not two main styles, but a new style called the Vicious Spread, or the Ixa Twist, so our children may be entertained for generations to come. |
______________________________________
Last edited by Xin-Fang Zheng : 06.08.03 at 22:25:28.
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Year of the Dragqueen is on arrival, and the children of the royal family scramble to prepare for the New year, though it;s retarded to have New Years Day so late compared to everyone else, which sucks because there should be two holidays to get drunk and cause family issues instead of one. No other disfunctional child was more prepared that the emperors Oldest Middle Younger son, QuinnK the Disrupted Minded Child Who Was Sexually Abused By His Father Slash When He Was At The Innocent Age Of 23. From the tens of years he spent in his basement on his own Computer of Black Death, he would learn the lethal style of the Martial Arts Summer Sausage Deepthroat Sword Stealth. He only had Ten Days to perfect his style before the Battle of the AGES began.
The Chronicles of ****talkor
The Great One, God of all, God of None, Almighty Life Maker Maverick, sat on his Throne of Damnit Why Do I Have To Work On The 4th When I Could Be Racing My Car and Always Rejects Mah Damn Ideas Even Though They Are PURE Genius Though He Knows That And Does Not Want Me Having Too Much Power For My Own Good, lounging isolated from his creation with his Dark Sword Jeff. The others of the Dark Council of Gods were Elder Plastic Fork Goddess Of Stuff That Doesn't Have Vowels Diamond The Potato Chip, Rose Goddess of Stuff No One Really Pays Attention to JOEY as in NOT Jwa-ey For I Pronounce It How I see It, and Lord Of People Who Shouldn't Really Be Allowed To Make Decisions On Their Own Coral. Each of them sat on their Two Corners Of The World, for Verasia is 2D and sharing is a part of everyone's life. Their only contact with the world, Zoids Charecter Looking Shifty Eyed Demon Avatar Of Darkness The Ultimate Mazouku Who Isn't As Sexy As Xelloss, Gaav, Or Even Shabby-chan For I Cannot Spell His Full Name, Roams the land In search of a way to make the land of Vagrentia Spacia into a Slayers Like Atmosphere. For Slayers is, has been, and ALWAYS will be better than Trigun, for Donuts Suck, and So does Vash.....and Knives.....and Wolfwood....and Milly...and Meryll....that police chick was hot, though, I'd like to layeth mine man pipes to her.
The Undead Knight Kokushibyou, whose name I have just used the Archaic Magic of Copium Pastium to bring up for thine eyes, awaits in his chamber of Frilly Pillows With Scented Candles Milk Bubble Baths Kitty Cozies and Other Things A Guy Shouldn't Have In His Ancient Ivory Pyramid of the Damned that Foats in the air kept by a Giant Chain Inside Of A Deep Lake. The one who we thought decesed long ago has risen to bring revolution in the world by imitating the opening to Revolutionary Girl Utena, and then pulling a sword out of some chick's boobs. Did I neglect to mention he shall be wearing a skirt?
Will it be? maybe it shall. Or it could be not, for it has been later.
::Insert a black thousand year old monk freestyling::
Central Mountain Time. Central Mountain Power. 8 PM EST Gets HBO sex on the hour. If anything shows big boobs jiggling in the shower. I watch Cinemax Playboy Spice and Happy Hour.
Now that the Flipping of thou mode has come to a close, I shall return to the story of Bull****stien.
The lady of the Lake, Miss Taka Look At Me In A White Robe In The Lake While My Nipples Show And Hand Knights Swords While Giving Them Hardons was sitting on a rock in her Lake Of A Thousand Orgasms, contemplating the journey where she would leave the lake and become part of Those Who Would Change The Fate Of The World. Only One Thing remained. To dance to technomusic Medieval style, strip, then rub soggy Cheetos Cheese Puffs down her body. The God Maverick snickered and nodded as the show went on, even though in his other eye he was peering at Admiral Mikael doing a lapdance for his Master Slash.
On the Isle of Oralsexia in the Land Of ****inmothinstock, the ancient Ixa Gira Flamming Frying Pan Of Destruction held her base of destructions, plotting vile, evil, and evile plots indeed for her own plans with this world of Inactive joining ones. Her breasts were saggy, dripping over the floor like a constant melting Grilled Han and Cheese sandwich. Her hair was the color of grass green, and her magic as potent as Fermented dude hairs. She peered into her dark Dollar General Halloween sale crystal ball, not really seeing anything, but actually seeing the happenings inside Fuzzy Assed Rhihin's spire because of turd-induced-hallucinations.
It was at that moment, and the few moments before that when she called forth her Putrid Playboy Pussy ***** Pompus Prissy Pretty Purple People Eaters(From Outer-space) to destroy her counterparts and take the land of Mir 'diago for herself. The Putrid Playboy Pussy ***** Pompus Prissy Pretty Purple People Eaters(From Outer-space) pulled their Powerful Pregnant Penis Pump Plasma Pushers and patroled the spire of Too ****ing High Grey Building In Seattle, for Seattle is Grey. As the Putrid Playboy Pussy ***** Pompus Prissy Pretty Purple People Eaters(From Outer-space) patrolled playfully pulling profusely Powerful Pregnant Penis Pump Plasma Pushers, and keeping an eye out for the enemy. Some ****ty Name I Don't Even Remember Slash had already begun his assault against the hairy one, sending his Horny Hairless Half-life Horticulture Heifer Humpers and their Holy Horse Humping Hemp Hoops to Hoop their Hemp around ....damnit!...around Rhihininin's Putrid Playboy Pussy ***** Pompus Prissy Pretty Purple People Eaters(From Outer-space) patrolled playfully pulling profusely Powerful Pregnant Penis Pump Plasma Pushers. The Putrid Playboy Pussy ***** Pompus Prissy Pretty Purple People Eaters(From Outer-space) battled the Horny Hairless Half-life Horticulture Heifer Humpers , trading fire with their Holy Horse Humping Hemp Hoops, making the skies red with blood, and the moon dripping white with semen.
In the countryside villiage of Cul de Sac, the men and women cross over the cobblestone roads and hay stack covered fields of green, sounding like a full market place but actually just saying random words to make the scene seem full and alive. Our hero, Galen the Middle-aged, laid on the back of a mule drawn cart carrying hay, with a few teenagers making hot love under the stacks, not to mention gaining many pubic lice from the hay and being stabbed by the dry needles. Our not-young-at-all main charecter for at least the first three minutes of my typing jumped of of his cart and
without even blinking! The dark Sorcerer Kaiho pulled his Humming Black Sword of Special Effects and ran towards his advissary, Lord Jackal the Neat, also know as the ware-Druggie Hampster, as he crouched on the ground, ready to release his Trippy Beam of the 70's. As blade and beam met, that world seemed to shatter as the more powerful combatant
into the Lord's chambers, ripping his clothes off while the jealous Admiral Mikael looked on, naked and tired in the bloody sheets. Vicious was completely taken by his master Slash, and had no control. It would be one of those nights again. His maids, among who was listing now, Mistress
on her evil spire. The Not Very Nice Sorceress Galliban knelt infront her older sister by 100 years, Evil One Who Is All Hani Rhihin, and prepared her onslaught of Silver Lady of Spatulas And Other Household Objects You Wouldn't Expect To Be A Sex Toy Mina's military. Both sides charged at eachother, each side having over 1 billion soldiers of all D&D races with a few Warcraft III vehicles.
So it was and could be for the next three days and back again as it is said kinda as another title for the hobbit, that the Warrior of the Stars Episode Uno Master dude with two names, of which the first begins with a V and includes two other letters. The Warrior of the Stars Episode Uno Master dude with two names, of which the first begins with a V and includes two other letters was the Clone attacking tight black spandex commander of the Large Fluffy Kitty Lady With Claws that May Cause Pain Rhihin, as well as her great great granda Lawyer.
From the ages of about 3 weeks ago, which isn't very long ago unless you're terminally ill, a housefly, or doped up on Ritalin, the Warrior of the Stars Episode Uno Master dude with two names, of which the first begins with a V and includes two other letters rode atop his steed, from a breed of black unicorns with red glowing horns that he named Dawson. The large horny horse galopped across the Fields of Bloody Battlefields That Seem to be in Every war movie and a few TV shows like He-man which will come on Friday from 4:00 to 5:30 on Cartoon Network, Record of Lodoss War, and Friends.
The Dark Master Carpenter of Alex Trebec Destiny's Child Castle, QuinnK the Canadish Ventured to the Dark Fuzzy Piece of Crap's realm, abroad his steed, not a horse, but an albino alligator with strangely long legs. On his back jingled the Golden Sword of DeVry Institute, where one may get a College Education for Burger Flipping Prices. He wore a tunic under his Used Condom Mail armor, and a shield made of the hide of the Evile Jackal Clone From the Alternate Universe Where He is Not Only a Christian, but an Honest Pastor, Version 7.0. This land was later labled as AOL.
Behind him rode his loyal assistants. Klonoa Mavus, child of the Not So Virgin Barry, given to him from a mail order charecter from our Lord Maverick the Sandle Wearing one. Klonoa was a stout man who bore the Rune Axe of the Final Bling Bling Drop It Like It's Hot The Block Is on Fire As I walk Through The Valley of the Shadow of Death the Stop Drop Shut Them Down Open Up Shop Ride or Die Who That Trying to Get Up In My Crew Flesh of my Flesh Blood of My Blood We've Been Spending Most Our Lives Living In a Gangseter's Paradise Sometimes I run Sometimes I hade Crtawling In My Skin These Wounds They Will Not Heal and In the End I'm Not That Innocent Go Go Power Rangers Feel the Magic Hear the Roar Thundercats are loose In the Countryside I wonder far and wide tic toc tic Here's the Mail It Never Fails it Makes Me wanna wag my tail When It Comes I wanna wail mail Sunny Days Sweeping the Clouds away on My away to where the air is Sweet Barney is a Dinosaur from our imagination When He's Tall He's What We Call a Dinosaur Sensation Dragon Dragon Rock the Dragon DragonBall Z Fighting Evil By Moonlight Winning Love By Daylight Fish Don't Fry In the Kitchen Beans Don't Burn on the GrillIt Took a WholE lot of Trying Just to Get Up that Hill Now we're Up in the Big League Tamashii no Rufuran Sakura Saku Ice Blue Eyes Just Communication White Reflection Get Along Don't Stop Carry On Midnight Blue Waru Bad Blood Kurenjanikara A House Cat Fai Fai Tu Don't Be Discouraged Breeze Risky Gamble Infinity from his Ancestors, the True Axe of the Gods.
The tale takes a short detour to the far, but not too far East. The land untouched by the God(s) and Goddess(es) where rouges traverse the deserts of candy in large camels and Llamas, also being sold into prostitution. Through the Mothaphokin-Haat desert traveled a caravan led by one man, and one man only, though that man is indeed NOT a man, but a woman. Schypher the Elven Aet Weapons Master, whose name actually isn't that hard to figure out because not just Americans, but North Americans in general are too lazy to think, sat atop her Llama while travelling the immense sandy desert of...immense...sand filled-ness.
They reached their home, a fort in the middle of the desert on an oasis, built trillions of years ago when there was another race of people, neither African nor Indian, but people who actually had a skin that was a slight tint of blue. Inside was the metropolis of the desert, where I became too tired to animate an actual desert scene and pasted Times Square instead. In the center of this huge home was a giant six armed statue of this hot chick with her boobs hanging all out of the place, with nice detail I might add. The Bimbo Goddess, who I will leave un named but will give the name of Damia since Rhihin has already been used, bore a scimitar in each hand, and had a face with gnashing of teeth, like the faces carved in the mountain of Wutai in Final Fantasy 7. As the now small band of thieves, no longer a caravan because I'm tired, passed through the cobble chicken streets, selling their stollen prices at jacked up prices. The influence of the Gods finally showed itself.
From the stars fell a giant ass. Yes, an ass the size of San Antonio. It hit not too far from the Oasis, and the soundwaves traveled across the sand, causing ripples and heat formed spikes of glass. The Oasis home was completely destroyed, many of the people burned up except from That Person With The Sig From Evangelion Schypher. Infront of her stood her Goddess Damia, who's boobs would be hanging out if she hadn't covered herself with one pair of her 6 arms. In her her middle set of arms, she held out two large Celestail Coffee Makers, which caused a brown ressonance to push the waves from the Space Ass back, shattering it. The last pair of arms was busy either stealing as much Cuban Grounds as she could, or scratching her ass.
In the middle of the now destroyed ass there sat a girl covered in only a red and gold viel wrapped about her body. The Starchaser of Destiny, the ultimate evil and the final One Whose Fate Will Change the World. In space, floating around in stasis, the sender of the evil seed lay in wait, looking up porn in his stasis pod while waiting for the right time to come.
Let the Battle of Ejaculation begin. Or something like that...whatever... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Out of the clouds came a large rumbling. The dust cloads parted, giving way to a giant sandaled foot that looked like a huge pixilated Kefka. Not the normal Kefka sprite, but the one on the final battle, but not when he is attached to The Dead. The Great One, God of all, God of None, Almighty Life Maker Maverick, sat on his Throne of Damnit Why Do I Have To Work On The 4th When I Could Be Racing My Car and Always Rejects Mah Damn Ideas Even Though They Are PURE Genius Though He Knows That And Does Not Want Me Having Too Much Power For My Own Good dropped from the heavens, now much smaller because I forgot what I was gonna just type, and looked about the land with his Dark Sword Jeff in his hand. Since before I said everyone was killed except Aet, forget that, and have just a sparsely populated.....population with everyone looking like they are from the future in Chrono Trigger. Both of the Dieties disappeared like the over used Ki Teleportation technique. For no reason, a large, 9 foot swprd came from the ground. Also for no reason, Giga Bandit Schypher was now dressed as Sephiroth, with the Banana as her sword. A bunch of....ninjas popped out of the ground, and began attacking her with lots of stereotypical grunts and howls you'd hear from ninjas in an American made martial arts movie. After defeating the ninjas, the....Oddly Named Bandit Schypher stopped in a pose, and moved her lips as subtitles appeared on the bottom of the screen. After the first six paragraphs had gone and passed, the voice finally started, and kept talking as she walked off and behind the Backround Spray-painted Curtain.
Not really noticing the fighting, the basically nude Ass-borne girl Starchaser walked out of the....toasted...asss...and began to cross the night desert herself. She followed the footsteps left behind by Longer Than Usual Name Aet the Schypher, and picked her nose on the way, occasionally eating boo-gars for energy. The Bandit...**** it...SHE had her own problems, for it was The Time of the Moon When Thy Panties Become Ilbled and Thy Boyfriend Shant Get Any Unless Thy Becomes Overly Horny, also known in other cultures as The Period of Time Which Causes *****yness.
Around...half an hour later, one of the "ninjas" got back up and ripped his hood thingy off. It was none other than Aptly Named Charecter Whose Name Is Featured On Final Fantasy X, Jecht. Things may get interesting, or not. Depending on how I feel later...or something.
So I had five dollars, right? And this ***** comes up to me asking for some money. So I says all slick like that it isn't money, but an evil dragon trapped inside a seal. So the broad looks at the dollar and tells me I'm ****in' crazy. So we go behind the alley and I get my knob polished for about three hours, then come back. She says that I'm still crazy, and she wants payment. I keep telling her that it's really a sealed dragon. So I tells the stupid whore that it's coming out for a billion year reign over the earth involving the destruction of China, America, Canada, the UK, and Burger King. She says I'm fulla ****, so I hold the dollar into the air. A beam of light comes from the sun, flitering through the dollar bill and making a seal on the sidealk. a little worm comes out of the cement and the toothless heroine addict gumming blowjob crackwhore just laughs. I lets out a sly smile, and the worm flies into the air. It catches hold oflight around 4 miles into the air, and starts growing, taking shape of a huge black and silver spiked dragon. It roars, tearing up half the city and flying off to the ocean where his ancient castle rises up, taking form and plotting his attack under his sovereign Rhihin of the Sloppy Heads. So I says to her I tolds ya, and take 5 dollars from her. I, one of the spies of Rhihin, starts laughing in the alley with my job done, and disappears, going back into narrative phase.
The Schy to the Ph to the Er dropped to her knees and plopped down in the sand. The night storm was ragaing, just blowing sand against her covered and cloaked body as she lay down. A sand worm climbed onto her back after a few seconds, had his way with her while she was tired, and crawled away, nodding to hisboys and copying the video to put on KaZaA. Starchaser came up not too far from behind her, and dragged Schypher to the nearest town. Unfortunately for these two, this is where their fates would be involved with the world, as Bleak Admiral Mikael, Czar of Death Slash, and Desolation Clerk Lord Jackal of the Druggie Hampster, also a Dragon Child of Celestial Dragon Faith.
At the table in a stereotypical RPG Bar, the Bleak Admiral Mikael sat on Dark Emperor of the Undying FFX Fayth Slash's lap, as the One Whose Name Begins With "S" began to whisper things in Lazy Eyed Mercenary Mikael's ear, and they both giggled. The Manager of Disaster Jackal just sat at the other side of the table, trying not to look at them and twitching. He had come to the real world, discovered crack, and was now in one of his fits. He got up and started walking around restlessly, restiing his arm on random objects for a few seconds before moving again, and constantly yelling "Don't touch me!" or "Somebody gimie a flame, I'm havin' a Nic Fit!".
The thong wearing being Starchaser entered the tavern that was a bar, using more than five words for proper roleplaying, and sat the Worm Abused Eat....er...I mean...Aet, onto the floor, asking for assistance. Another astounding discovery was...discovered as Eat....damnit...aet woke up and stared at Slash.
"...! My husband is gay?!?!"
The Now Scorch Assed Master of All that is Pink and Evil looked down at his wife that he left 20 years ago, ashamed, but still held the now enraged Mikael in his arms. Mikael broke loose, wearing tight leather hotpants and a tied purple shirt, exposing his beer belly, and ass-switched over to EAAET. The two began fighting, slapping eachother while emiting high pitched screams. Slash put his hand over his mouth and shook his head while starting to cry, as Starchaser simply left, truely embarassed. She entered the kitchen to find...
Xistove! The Ninja Cook and a fellow student of the Martial arts Gourmet Temple. As law of the temple, if two students met they had to fight to greet eachother, so she picked up a frying pan and snuck up on the unsuspecting chef.
Or so it would seem.
The second she swung the frying pan, Xistove's heel was embedded into it, and they looked at eachother. Then, like in DBZ, they both disappeared, letting the frying pan drop. By the time they had reappeared, Xistove was pressing his Ladel Switch Katana against Starchaser's Whisk Broad Sword.
"You've gotten better, but try THIS on!"
Xistover jumped into the air, holding up his hand.
"Sucrose Buster Arm! Power Up!"
A bunch of over used anime lights flared around, then out of a beam of light stood a spikey white haired Xistove with silver eyes. In his arms he held two giant bags of Dixie Crystal Sugar. Starchaser crouched to the ground, making a few packets of Coffee fly around her.
"French Vanilla Roast Mind! Give me Strength!"
Her body became covered with skimpy black leather armor, and for some reason we don't know she now had a tail. The both pulled back in the same stance.
"Blueberries beyond stawberries, teal beyond liquor that flows..."
"Coooooooo..."
"Buried in the Refidgerator of time, is where the cake frosting goes..."
"Feeeee..."
"This weed I will not smoke, until my pastry is done.."
"Haaaaaa..."
"To down the beat with sugar, and sneak little grls into my van."
"Feeeeee..."
"Hyper Slave!"
"Haaaa!"
The two of them attacked eachother, Xistove's Hyper Slave, learned from the Monsterous White Priest Raine, collided with Starchaser's Coffee Haffee Ha, from Sorceress Galliban Le Faye. They both collided in a huge Playstation7 Rendered explosion, followed by a heart racing and dramatic overture by Kumi Tanioka, Nobuo Uematsu, and Naoshi Mizuta. A pillar of light shot out of the kitchen, awakening Celestian Dragon Faith. Now the serious **** is about to go underway.
Large Thingy with Fur and Claws that Fluff and Scratch Rhihin of the Dark Underworld and Not So Dark Overworld Marched with her Copy and Pasted Warriors to Mecha China, where her brother, the Now 29 Year Old About to be Too Old To Go To the Clubs Galen the Now Chinese Looking Warlord With Alot of Gold and a Long Goatee with Overgrown Fingernails and join with his army to battle the Celestial Dragon of Breasts and Other Things thatg Have to Do With Spiffy Web Design Faith of the Black Circle Universe Dragon Broom Masters.
But Long Named Dragon With Breasts Faith had alread arrived on Earth, more definatly outsiode the borders of Mir'Dagio. The mountain sized Celstial Dragon flapped her wings, and walked out of some bushes covered in a big silver silk robe with wings. She had silve dragon like eyes and two small bumps on her back, but aside from that she was so very bangable. I mean, who wouldn't lay this nice piece of Dragon Meat? I sure as hell would.
She knew what she was looking for, a Knight that had survived a Spiritual attacked fro ::insert long bastardization here:: Rhihin. That knight was the Overly Horny Mitt Nyao of the Black Sand Holy Dragon Knights. Faith knew exactly what she was doing, for Mit was just coming around the corner, running from the Evile Knights of Ni.
"Ni! Nininininininininininininini!"
"Waaaah! Nyao!"
Before the knights closed up on her, Faith extended her hand from behind a tree and snapped with an over acted snap. From the sky was the most beautiful piece of Squaresoft Artwork ever. A giant Celestal Overdrawn anime sword floated above Mir'Dagio in almost complete correspondence with the Knights.. It then glistened froim lighting effects, and moaned as the Angels who were trapped in it began their Death Chant. The sword flung isleft down into the atmosphere, making kick asslooking sparks and re-entry actions, turning red and gaining a blue aura. The sword slammed into the ground, ceating a Dragon Slave like explosion, except blue with yellow lightning bolts and of course 3D with Master Squaresoft polygon count. The only thing that protected Mitt was Faith's huge dragon wings, which extended from her back over her Oh So Damn Sexy Tight Ass, and protected the Supernova type controlled explosion. After the bout, Mitt recognized her as the woman always depicted in the Cathedral of Molested Boys, and got down on her knees, swearing her services and begging thanks. The two got up and left for the land of the Light, which Silver Lady of Spatulas And Other Household Objects You Wouldn't Expect To Be A Sex Toy Empress Mina was mobilizing her Holy War Troops for battle against Rhihin's army, to stop them from reaching her brother.
In the Shrme of Large White Pillars and Other Items You May Find In a High Class Greek Orgy Hall, there lay a small white dragon atop a high mass of pillows inside a garden like room. The dragon's name was Vivian Cross, Goddess of Loust and Premarital sex.
Daily Routine of Vivian Cross: Version 1.6
The small white dragon rose it's head and yawned, then crawled down her pillows. She padded across the mass of heavily sleeping sticky men and women with their arms around eachother from last nights part. The little Vivian type thingy stepped on a tube of K-Y, which shot into a snoring soldiers mouth, looking like he had a certain other White Substance on his face. She slipepd into her bathroom, her tail slithering behind her, and closed the door. For a few minutes, there was just the sound of moving items and shuffling clothes. Then a nude woman came from under the mirror, brushing her teeth. There were similarities between the dragon and this girl. They both had small gold horns, they both had gold lizard eyes, and from what was seen in the other room, they both know how to lick. After a few minutes of dressing, Vivian Cross stepped down from her throne and decended to her pool, where she lay reading or playing Playstation78. In the pool she saw a picture of what was to come. The Celestial Dragon Faith had landed on earth, and was battling some unknown evile, but what? She didn't really care, the new online game Chrono Potato, which STILL hasn't followed the original Chrono Trigger storyline, kicked much ass.
It was about 5 hours later that she figured it out, and she started to jump down to earth. Lo and behold, on her plasma screen a commercial for the new series, Dragonball Trigun Moon Marionette Yasha Angelic Excel Layer Silent Mobius Pokemon 3 on Encore Anime channel popped up. She wasn't going anywhere until she saw some hardcore tentacle neko-jin sex. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
In the temple Goddamnhowmanycharectersisthis*****gonnamakeit'sal readytoo****inghardtokeepupwithmyowncharecterletal onetheappearanceoftheseother****ers, a monk sat in a five year meditation infront of his diciples. This man's name is Val-not-Valgaav-but-Val Burner-who is-was-and-always-will-be-Vicious'-***** Jr. When the Celestial Dragon with a breast size not measurable by Leggs or Sara Lee Faith awoke from her Cavern of Space Floatingness, the elderly three eyed monk had awaken. He sent out his two strongest monks, the Mercinary Badass Queen Xeluu and her younger brother Kintro of the Woodlands.
They both trotted off down the long steps of the temple to Duel of the Fates, a composition that if you do not recognize it, you don't deserve to. When the two hit the ground they waited for their transportation to Semenopia.
...and waited...
.....
....::yawn::
.....what? Oh!
...and waited...
...until they decided.
"**** it, lets walk."
So it was, and it could be for $3.99 at Bojangles, where one warrior could purchase 29 wings of dark meat cooked with the Soul of our Mama in the Almight Crisco of the White Culinary Mountains.
When they arrived, which was skipped over since all they did was battle on the way, they entered on one of Some...long name I dun remember Rhihin's soldier camps. Inside were mobile suits and Valkyries covered in netting and foliage to comoflouge themselves from Demon Bisexual Master Slash, Celestial Dragon Faith, and Mina of the Highly Versitile Sexual Pleasure Toys.
They snuck about the camp, each time going by a group of eaither fighting or dramatization-izing anime charecters, only seeming like extra's in the animation before they managed to steal a Gundam Yrin IV. A photorealistic demon Xelloss looked up, with a cheap mouth pasted to animate his voice as David Moo spoke off sync.
"Well I'll be darned, it looks like they got away...oh well, I better smoke some more pot before my eyes open and everyone figures out I'm really Rezo."
The two monks inside the Budgeted Macross action figure tied to s string and flying around my living room flew towards the capital of Semenopia, hoping not to make too much noise. While Mitt and Faith camped out not too far away, they both looked at the flying Valkyrie. Mitt was too busy eating Burger King food, but Faith knew all to well that they had allies on the way. With that, Faith went behind a tree to take a dump as Mitt went to sleep with her hand down her panties.
As Hurricane Ballsacks went by, causing the power to go out before Hooblamaniak Ultra Powerd Pink Scarf Slash of the mountains could save. Besides, what would Blender of Time Slash want with women while he had Testicular Admiral Mikael at his side?
Not much, by the porno I just downloaded from kaZaA, entitled "We Be Pirates", in which The two surley evil meglomaniacs webnt on an adventure on a desert island, burying treasure in at least 20 different spots.
But still, since SNES cartridges could save information, the females were still kidnapped. Who would save these women and resume the story? Beats me, but I guess it's Super Hani Devil Queen Rhihin. This brings forth a question.
Do Hani women wear panties?
Maybe I should have my charecter Xistove check some time, but that is for later.
So it may be possibly with a fifter warrant on all baeball quantity large amplifier card deck vagrant story refilled 7-11 cup from my mouth to your in which there is some but not much becaue the sum of the derivative covalence of cosine is adjacent over hypotenuse, but may it be for our ancestors which thrive in the hearts of many but swell in the toilets of few that may or may not contain fiber in their diets but what is a diet without food for if there is no food there is no need for a diet and everyone is anorexic.
During this long monolouge, done by Gourry Gabriev, I have given Rhihin time to escape. Go on Rhihin, with your fuzzy ass ::squeeze::
You too, Mina ::fondle::
You as well, Mitt. ::ass glomp::
And also Galliban.....::booty pinch::
=o.o= Ok I know my limits, MOVING ON!
It hadn't been logn beforte everyone was back in their positions before the Almighty Sword of Unforgiven II from an unannounced piece of sioft toilet paper in which it soaks up liquid as well as air before evaporating, but if you nesscicarilly lose money can't it be found if you just make more?
It was and can be from now and forever or never and some time from this time to the next time almost two times from party time. She sells sea shells by the sea shore if she sells her body for sex this poem is about a whore.
With quaking asses from Rap music videos having women with very juicy asses that may shake fast, causing the men to quote "Watch Yourself" As Dan Rather put it, the Mighty Eraser Shaped like a Humpback Whale's penis came from the heavens, held by a giant hand that seemed to be some sort of diety masteurbating. The large wad splashed across the lands of Semenopia, and as Galenwithlonggeleddownmustacheandlawenforcementish nessification stood back, wiggling his long knife-like fingernails. As the Semen Wave containing sperm the size of Greyhound Buses splashed for his Sky-scraper atop an immense castle, the Golden Chinese Wrlord Type Elderly Woman Molester held out his hands, chanting in fake chinese.
"Shing Fwong Nyuu gong ching huang!"
Translation.
"Mother ****ing Greco-Roman Gods Jacking off on my country with your greasy italian ass. I kicka you ass right now big papa! You no see long time how hard I smack you give me chewing gum aha you will not defeat my power of ancient big energy blast, ah?"
With that, The Chinificated emperor jumped out in bad Koren special effects from most likely the Movie with "The Trio" In it, well two Trio movies with these cool katate fighting chicks. Well anyway, he went out like that with the ropes tied to his wrist and his legs like he was in some kind of flying punch, and hit the first sperm head on. Instantly, everything became animated(Yeah, up to now it was B-rated Live action), closely related to what Lord of the Vibrator Rhihin calls "Week Long Fight", but known to others as DragonballZ.
For about three days The now Samurai Jack with an Evile twist looking Galen stared at the hoarde of sperm, and the sperm, animaimated to look like white lightning bolts with heads, and some on them taking on super strong looking human forms, stared back.
Then for another five months, re-runs of the staring came on, and finally in December of 2009, They began to power up. After a week of Powering up and a recap of that Saga began, a long struggle with re-introduced bad guys as good guys and secret charecters to constantly throw off the balance of power ensued, but then, the big guns came out.
On the organ.
In the backroud.
Neo-Exdeath's Final Boss theme.
You know it.
But who is it.
Coming from the clouds, a giant copy and pasted Ex Death stuck to alot of dead bodies going past a bunch of swirling lights while the charecters seemed to just...stand while fighting looking boss charecter, this time The Dragon of the Untold Power, Demon Beast God of Sandals Maverick came from the sky.
Next time on Dragon::bleep!:: Z:
Super Algorhythm Trigun Action Adventure Gerne Level 7 Maverick arrives at the scene, but is it enough to save Battle Transistory Sho Xiong Long Galen and Bau Pit Zun Super Samajins Xeluu and Kinto from the Empending death of the Billion Impregna Brothers? And who is this giant Penis Weilding shape from the Sky, and why is he after The Now Sephiroth Looking Slash Who is indeed In Love with the Cloud in Leather Bondage accesories Mikael's life? Find out next time on ::censored for Copyright Protection::
As White Reflection played in the backround, the disheartened Kasumi looked up from her nude chained body, and tried to pull herself from the grey prison walls. Almost immediately, the spirit of Dark Cirle Breast Enhancement Demon Woman Rhihin the Clawmeister appeared.
"Take this used condom and bottle of K-Y Jelly, then say 'Sex is the power!'"
The chains broke just before the spirit disappeared, and the nude cosin of Eternal Crystal **** Bead Knight Xistove stood up with the condom in one hand, and the K-Y in the other.
"SEX IS THE POWER!"
In an almost inaudiable clutter of words for backround transformation that is "Whats Up Guys" from bakluretsu Hunters, the small sexually power Kasumi's body became covered in ribbons and butteflies. For around three minutes there were man fan service shots of her twirling and transforming. Instantly, her body became clade by black, silver, and grey spandex, and her hair was up ina ponytail. She ganed a bunch of panytails and her armor was skimpy, accentuating her breasts and forcing her ass to show. For a ninja to have high heels made no sense, but amazingly she did, because High heels makes chick's asses look bigger. The Sailor M-::censored for fear of a copyright lawsuit:: type transformation, there was a apnoramic Ronin Warr::yet again censored anime reference:: type set of photos of her in battle positions, before a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time boss title popped up.
Grey Ultra Power Ninja, Mistress 13
Out of the cell burst evil's new tool of destruction, Mistress 13, who is known to others by her secret Idenity that I shall not tell because it is a secret. When she made it outside, swirling her Dildo-nunchaku around and staring up at Dark Chinese Dude Galen's battle, a now more Fox-like Rhihin of the Dark Empires appeared, with the body of a woman but the head and feet of a fox, like on Feda: Emblem of Justice. Just like the fox woman, the sorceress/Empress had a black crossbow and behind her, a legion of Veritech fighters, painted black and blue to aide Galen's Golden Valkyries. Yet another side of the Darkness, Galliban of the Death Thong, appeared in a Xenobia-from Lunar type get-up, brandishing a big cane and a books of spells. Now as I put Slash back where he was because it's not time for him to do his Awakening of 1000 Deaths yet, which I promise will be cool but maybe later, the now Vash-the-Stampede-Neo-Exdeath-but-now-in-American-comic-book-Dark-horse-form Maverick stood under the falling Semen, and circled both his hands while uttering words that shook the word.
"Do not bunny my charecter!"
The semen fried like vegetabls, and the penis was split in half until the clouds exposed a giant photo-realistic beaver, who was having fun splooging over the place. As the battle ended, the God of A Thousand Sandle Jobs disappeared, and Galen lay on the ground. The Emperor of Law and Order was dead, leaving behind his only son.
PRINCE OF DECEPTION! THE DARK ADMIRAL MIKAEL HIMSELF!
Dun....dun dun dun....dun dun dun DA DA dun DA DUN DUN DUUUUN! Dun da DUN DUN dun...dooom....
Entering the castle slowly with his Black Guard along with Sephiroth's chance encounter dungeon theme, The Bleak Admiral looked upon his father's body, and kicked it down the castle. He sat down in the throne by himself and let ouyt an evil Il Pallazo/Kagato-like cackle. The Chinese like country then became covered with dark clouds as giant spears fell from the sky, sealing off the continent just miles away from where Rhihin's company stood. Xeluu and QuinnK watched from the apple tree grove not too far away, and went back to the camp which the had met Faith and Mit Nyao at. From today, the war would begin with two sides, fighting a monolithic orgasm to gain entrance to the Dark China. But atop the Empire's Sword-roofed Cathedral, there stood a hooded figure with a scythe. He looked as if he was from a holy church, and bounded across the rooftops before olanding in the mud. Amidst the mud-filled ghetto-ish streets, he entered the back of the cathedral where the rest of the religious survivors of Goddess Vivian Cross still stayed. The scythe holding man was none other than Naval Fleet orgaizer and Party Planning head of Slippery things that go inside women's mouth to squirt liquid, Bastard Knight Blitz. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
You know what? I think this is a bit to long for anybody to want to read. Also you posted mutiple times and you could have edited your posts to make it all one. Nobody replied here so you can see that members are suspicious and that it is to long!
BTW: This is highly expected as plagariasm, just look at the dates. There are ways that you could be found guilty. Aside fromFFR it is illegal. I should now i did it! |
______________________________________
|
|
|
|
| |
