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Final Fantasy Big Brother
05.12.03, 15:17:12
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Final Fantasy Big Brother
Ok.. This is going to be an 6 Day Final Fantasy Big Brother Story, Each Day will be a Task and a Goodbye. Anyone who dosent know what Big Brother is shud be Tackled and Thwacked with my Cactus.
The Contestants for FF Big Brother are...
Squall
Cloud
Steiner
Vivi
Rinoa
Zell
Yuna
DAY 1
Well.. The FF Big Brother is about to start, The House is full of Air that is waiting for the Best Big Brother Ever. Well, its now time.. The house doors are open, and all but Zell march in, Squall Sits on the Couch while Steiner goes to Get his Armour Cleaned..
Vivi ~ " Where is Zell "
Squall ~ " Try Balambs Cafeteria "
Vivi Gave a giggle and Sat down to watch the Magic Show on
T.V.... Rinoa sat down and started to play with her Weapon before Zell Rushes In..
Zell ~ " No Hotdogs "
Rinoa ~ " Good "
Zell ~ " I spent 5 hours Queing "
Cloud ~ " Hmm.... This place Stinks, who's let gas "
Everybody ~ " Zell! "
Zell ~ " Oops "
Zell Runs upstairs to the Bathroom before the Task paper arrives..
The Task is to Cover yourself in Ketchup and Play Dead, Cloud then smiles..
Cloud ~ " Ketchup... Why not Hair Gel "
Yuna ~ " This'll be Fun "
The FF Team are told to go into the room altogether.. As they enter There is only one ketchup bottle... Cloud puts the sauce on his Topless body and lies down eyes shut.. Yuna Does the same but keeps moving as she stained her Bra.. As the Team gets covered in Ketchup there is no Left for Zell, Cloud Gets Up Chops off Zells Middle Finger and plays Dead again..
Cloud ~ " There.. now your really bleeding "
Zell ~ " Its Hurting "
Cloud ~ " Chicken Wuss "
Zell ~ " WHAT!?
Cloud ~ " Seifer told me.. you piss me off, i call you chicken Wuss "
Well after 10 minutes of play dead.. Yuna is the one to have moved most.. But Zell is the one voted off... He Used Real Blood instead of Ketchup, Plus Risking his life.. Zell is voted off..
Squall looks at the team as they watch T.V.. He looks around and goes to bed, Just as he goes in he hides behind the corner, Rinoa is Striping Naked as she is about to go bed, After she falls asleep Sqall takes off his Clothes, gets a Night Top on, and hops in with Rinoa..
Squall ~ " Nice and Soft.. "
Steiner at this time was Watching T.V With the others, Cloud was asleep on The Couch why Yuna was Eating popcorn.. Vivi looked around to see nothing on T.V.. He Turned over ot his favourite.. " How to Cast Magics " Program.. He tried some spells before going to bed too.. Followed by Steiner who brings his Beatrix Teddy ot bed with him.. And yuna comes in too with her Summon Books.. With Cloud on the Couch.. the night had begun.
DAY 2
Today the Task came Early.. With Rinoa still sleeping Squall woke up, He jumped out to find him feeling good..
Squall ~ " Why is Rinoa so sexy? "
Rinoa ~ *Yawn*
Squall ~ " Mornin.. "
Rinoa ~ " Your Privates "
Squall quickly got his Boxer shorts and Clothes on to get the Task paper.. Today was the Task where its a Singing out load infront of all Gaia on a huge Microphone...
Up 1st, was Yuna...
Yuna ~ " Eh Erm... Baa Baa Black Aeons have i any Summons?.. Yes Yuna Yes Yuna Lots of them.. One for Fire, One for Ice.. And one for the Water man Who eats Rice... "
After this the Task Was Cancelled and Yuna was kicked out of the competition.. At Nightfall, Squall got in his own Bed, and nothing Special happened.
DAY 3
After Everyone woke up.. Cloud was Munching on his Elixer Breakfast.. Steiner was Sharpening his Sword and Vivi was Watching his Magic T.V Show... Rinoa was however playing Triple Triad with Squall.. She used 5 Rinoa cards Every time that were Fake.. Silly Squall lost every time and was losing rare cards...
When the Task came it was to Kill the Bite Bug in fancy Style...
Cloud and Squall were Laughing like mad..
As the Task came, a Bite bug came out for Cloud.. He Used Ominislash but without Noticing Every hit was doing 1 HP Damage.. Squall got a Lionheart to do 1 HP of damage.. Rinoas Ultima hit 1 HP damage and Steiners Shock did 1 HP damage.. Vivi forgot his staff.. he went up to the bite bug and flicked its Nose Inflicting 99999999999999 HP of Damage..
After the voting It was Goodbye Squall..
The Team now was acting Strange.. Cloud was chasing everyone around trying to touch them...
Cloud ~ " TAG! "
Vivi ~ " TAG! "
Rinoa ~ " I cant run.. i'm Wearing My Trusty Fake Toe Nails... "
The Team laughed and went to bed for a good nights kip..
DAY 4
The Task came Easrly yet again.. To Read it was Steiner..
Steiner ~ " We have a Guest comming.. If he asks us a Question we dont know we lose a point... We Start off with 2 points.. 1st to 0 Is a gonner "
As the Team Enters Instuctor Trepe is Waiting.. She asks Steiner 1st..
Quistis ~ " How old is Steiner? "
Steiner ~ " Pass "
Quistis ~ " Vivi.. What is your favourite T.V Program? "
Vivi ~ " The Magic T.V Show "
Quistis ~ " I cant be bothered asking anymore.. i gotta go no a SeeD mission tomorrow.. Loser is Steiner and Rinoa because she is Lesbian.. "
After the Day the Real Loser was Steiner.. Rinoa was still in the game as Steiners bags were packed and he was out the door heading to Alexandria
Vivi Turned on the Magic Show as the Rest went to bed...
DAY 5
After 5 Days Rinoa had finally woke up 1st to open the Task... it was to go into a Cell with your worst Fear for 1 minute....
Before eating Anything this Task was made.. Cloud was 1st.. He was put in a Room with 5 Sick Gay Soldiers... His Biggest Fear.. after 10 minutes of Them chasing him around he was set free Crying..
Next it was Vivi.. His worst Fear was not to have powers.. Zorn and Thorn came and Extracted the BLK Magic.. Vivi was powerless.. He stood there gormless with his Yellow mage eyes,
Although this wasnt his Real fear.. His Real Fear was no T.V to watch the Magic show.. but watching the Magic show with no staff was stoopid.. His 10 mins were up and he got his powers back..
Last was Rinoa.. she was put in with no Clothes on and Squall.. Her Biggest Fear...
Squall ~ " Oh.. nothing Unusual.. Seen it all before... "
Rinoa ~ " PLZ dont look "
Squall ~ " Why didnt you say that the other night "
Before rinoa burst out into tears she could be let out to put her clothes back on.. Her time in there was 9 mins 50 seconds.. Her time wasnt 10 mins.. She was Going
Bye Bye Rinoa...
As Cloud went ot Bed vivi Watched the T.V Show all night.. Learning Doomsday he finally fell asleep...
THE FINAL DAY
Today was the Final Day... Vivi woke up on the Couch.. Cloud in Bed.. Todays task was simple..
A Fight to the Death for the Winners Prize...
It was..
 .......... VS ........... 
The Arena opened.. well.. The Basement... Vivi pulling out his Staff.. Cloud with his Sword... Cloud Ran at Vivi Hitting Him on the Back with the Handle of his Sword... Vivi Turned around and Cast Ice on Clouds Penis.. Before casting fire on his Gel Head Vivi Smashed the Ice Penis so it Fell off.... Then All the Gel Came off causing Cloud to Scream.. with no Balls.. He Yelled...
Cloud ~ " AHHHHH "
Vivi ~ " Do i win "
Cloud ~ " Am i Dead you little Glowing black THING! "
Vivi Cast Ultima on Cloud and Clouds Head went Zooming off.. Causing Vivi to Instantly in
Vivi ~ " Yes.. your Dead "
The Host came up to Vivi and gave him the key.. He Threw the key away and cast fire on the door he walked out to claim his prize.. The Manager of FF Big Brother walked up to vivi... Here is your Prize... Vivi was given 2 Gil and he went off to his Home of Quans Dwelling.. FF big Brother was Over..
Winner:
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Well.. i know it was a little CRAP... But i wanted somne fun.. so i posted this.. 
All comments and Suggestions are Appreciated...
Thanks...
~ Adam |
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Last edited by The King of Kings : 05.14.03 at 10:14:41.
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