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FFR Big Brother.
07.17.02, 12:10:58
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Quite a lot of you will have heard of or will have seen the popular TV show - Big Brother. I was thinking, why not have our very own imaginary Big Brother here at FFR? Use this thread to create your own amusing diary entries. No, we're not going to mess about having a competition, let's just have some fun.
=== Day One ===
7:00am - Gadwinus starts to recite some poetry which wakes everyone up. Nick smacks Gadwinus over the head with a toaster and everyone continues to sleep.
8:00am - Most of the members are up and about. Rei is cooking scrambled eggs at the stove, and FFGnome is attempting to steal RP from Blueflow again.
8:15am - Afterlab strolls in with some goodies for everyone. Mods get bags full of cotton candy, Super Mods get personalised bracelets and regular members receive a complimentary "FFR Survival Kit." Falen bins his kit and starts to shout at the wall.
8:45am - Everyone is bored, so we play Twister. During the game, Rake accidentally impales himself on a spoon. Paramedics are called. Rake is taken away to the hospital.
9:02am - Element notices that he is on fire. Rainecloud notices this fact and begins to laugh.
9:10am - CrossNCloud reads some poetry which enthralls everyone. While everyone is oblivious to what's going on around them, Cappa steals their fags.
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12:00pm, Eternity *pokes* gadwinus to see if he is still alive O_o
12:01pm, gadwinus dies from severe *poking*
1:00pm FFR's first funeral is held
1:30pm At the wake, random members begin to hit on FFR's queen. Eterny slaps each and every one of them.
2:00pm Everyone goes back to their normal posting duties. but begin sever spammag
3:00pm Afterlab returns from his tea break and begins to smack ppl in the head to see if there still straight.
4:00pm gadwinus has been revived and returns as a zombie O_o. everyone is deeply shocked and amazed.
5:00pm A great feast is held in celebration of FFR's 1500 members. and everyone turns up including one zombie.
5:30pm Raincloud stands up and begins to recite a poem, which everyone enjoys to his suprise, and is content. |
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5:30pm - Gadwinus spells Raine's name incorrectly, and is brutally killed - again.
5:31pm - Gadwinus awakes as another zombie and eats Raine's sandwiches.
5:38pm - Gadwinus eats the television.
5:45pm - Everyone sits down to watch some television, only to find out that Gadwinus ate the television at 5:38pm. |
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lol )_O
5:50pm Everyone disects gadwinus to retreive the eaten television |
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8:08pm Eternity realizes she has left the eggs on from the morning and promptly tips them in the bin.
8:09pm Eternity realizes she is a vegetarian and wouldn't have liked the eggs anyway
8:29pm FFGnome goes sunbathing in the moon light. No one is suprised
9:00pm Eternity starts asking stupid questions like "Are chick peas make out of chicken?" and making silly statements like "I love blinking, I do." She then starts to wonder where all her friends have gone.
9:04pm Eternity finds the rest of the housemates sharing the chicken coop and joins in.
9:05pm Eternity goes to sleep after she is told she is boring. She hears shouts over the wall that no one likes her and so she shouts back at them.
10:00pm Cappa is thrown out of the FFR Big Brother house.
10:01pm FFGnome and Eternity disappear...where did they go? |
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| 10:02 FFGnome and Eternity are discovered by gadwinus at a very bad moment, and runs away. |
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10:03pm it becomes apparent that the bad moment was when Etenity beat FFGnome at a game of monopoly.
10:04pm Gadwinus tells the housemates otherwise
10:09pm Gadwinus is found, dead, with monopoly notes stuffed down his throat. No one knows who did it. |
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| 10:10PM gadwinus once again returns as a zombie and apoligizes to gnome and eternitry for his misunderstanding. |
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