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The Official Turks Thread: REAL Ultimate Power
07.08.04, 07:29:06
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The Official Turks Thread
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this thread is all about Turks, the REAL TURKS. This thread is awesome. My name is Adam, and I can't stop thinking about Turks. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Turks is a mammal.
2. Turks *****es ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Turks is to flip out and threaten to warn or ban people.
Weapons and gear:
 
Ban StickomgomgomgomgomgomgomgComputer
FFRepublic Forums
Testimonial
Turks closes any thread he wants! Turks warns and bans people ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard Turks was posting in this thread. And when some guy called him an asskisser, Turks banned him and closed the whole thread. My friend Aaron said that he saw Turks totally threaten to warn some guy just because they mentioned another site.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Turks has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will ban your ass!!! It's an easy choice if you ask me.
Turks so sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Turks is *****y, ban happy, warn happy, crazy and a drama whore. I can't wait to apply for a staff position at FFR. I love Turks with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Turks?
A: Turks is the ultimate paradox. On one hand he's a good moderator, but on the other hand, he's not very careful or precise.
Q: I heard that Turks is always stupid or *****y. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Turks can be *****y OR awesome.
Q: What does Turks do when he's not banning or warning people?
A: Most of his free time is spent *****ing, but sometimes he posts normally. (Ask my friend Aaron if you don't believe me.)
This is my friend Aaron looking happy.
He's been threatened with a warn by Turks, which is bragable. |
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Leave me alone. 
Last edited by K-S : 07.25.04 at 13:47:48.
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