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Dammo Loves Simon - best clan on FFR
01.01.04, 09:51:36
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Dammo Loves Simone
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Once upon a time, there was a boy named Dammo who was a really horny boy, and he just happened to fancy a lass called Simone. Unfortunately, Simone had a lot of guys (and girls) after her, so Dammo had to PROVE his love for her, and so the clan bearing his eternal affection for her was made. People who join this clan become official children of Dammo and Simone ^_^
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Requirements to be a Child of Dammo and Simone
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Don't be a ****.
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Parents
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Crowley
Real Name: Dammo
Position: Father
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Lennon Legend
Real Name: Simone
Position: Mother
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Children of Dammo and Simone
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Dooze
Real Name: Jake
Position: The Sheep-Shagging Son
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Turks
Real Name: James
Position: The Funny-Looking Son
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Onslaught
Real Name: Pedro
Position: The Foreign Son
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Grithl
Real Name: Caith
Position: The Undefined-Gender It
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Kuja Sephiroth
Real Name: Adam
Position: The Hermaphrodite-Duck-With-A-Penis-In-Rigor-Mortis Son
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ZeminkoX
Real Name: Steven
Position: The Ugly Son
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The Man
Real Name: Aaron
Position: The Unwanted Son
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Winter Nights
Real Name: Michael
Position: The Porn-Addicted Son
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ECCENTRICHOCOBO
Real Name: Kirstin
Position: The Coffee-Wench Daughter
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The_Dark_Lord
Real Name: Damien
Position: The Paedophile Son
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Baron Samedi
Real Name: Kanis
Position: The Bastard Son
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Waiting List
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Family Status
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I used to have a list of clans we were at war with here, but guess what? I just realized that I might as well say we're at war with you all, you filthy scoundrels... Our family is better than yours
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Last edited by Maldar the Incompetent : 07.02.04 at 02:01:33.
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