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Conversations with A Hobo
02.25.04, 00:19:11
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Ok, before I even begin, I must say this. You cannot build a house without the materials. Likewise, an interview needs backbone and structure. Phillip has to be the most shallow guy I know, thus, no flesh and meat to discover, he's pretty much a constant guy xD So this is a crap interview and i'll show you why I interviewed him... This is without any planning xD
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DuffmanADD (10:45:20 PM): INTERVIEW ME YOU CUNT
DamienCrowley87 (10:45:41 PM): Urghle.... Now?
DuffmanADD (10:45:46 PM): YES
DuffmanADD (10:45:47 PM): XD
DamienCrowley87 (10:46:21 PM): Meh, fine... Understand I just copy and paste straight from here to ffr xD blah blah blah, and that means everything said stays stuck
DamienCrowley87 (10:46:26 PM): aside from that, ready to start?
DamienCrowley87 (10:46:35 PM): oh and KoA promotion xD
DamienCrowley87 (10:46:39 PM): none of that this time
DuffmanADD (10:46:39 PM): Yes. x)
DuffmanADD (10:46:43 PM): Why?>
DuffmanADD (10:46:46 PM): Not the end?
DuffmanADD (10:46:46 PM): xD
DamienCrowley87 (10:46:52 PM): Nah xD
DuffmanADD (10:46:53 PM): I'll promote at the end
DamienCrowley87 (10:47:16 PM): Bleh, what can I do xD
Oh well starting from my next post, it all goes xD
DamienCrowley87 (10:47:26 PM): Hello Phillo
DuffmanADD (10:47:31 PM): Alo
DamienCrowley87 (10:47:40 PM): A/S/L?
DuffmanADD (10:47:56 PM): What are you? Some fucking 60 year old Catholic stalker priest?
DuffmanADD (10:48:30 PM): Bah, M/Australia-USA No age for you.
DuffmanADD (10:48:32 PM): Dirty old man
DamienCrowley87 (10:49:02 PM): xD fine with me...
Ok, so how can you be in Australia and the USA at the same time?
DuffmanADD (10:49:48 PM): Well, sadly I'm currently confined to the USA, but my heart lies in Australia. *Sentimental grin*
DamienCrowley87 (10:50:23 PM): Why? The Down Under is a barren wasteland... I thought that movie Mad Max clearly illustrated the fact all you have is sand and funny talking people
DuffmanADD (10:50:46 PM): It's all capitalist lies, you communist swine.
DuffmanADD (10:50:59 PM): Yeah, that made no sense.
DamienCrowley87 (10:51:12 PM): Nope x) So answer, whats so great about Aus land?
DuffmanADD (10:51:42 PM): The girls, the lack of people with Texan accents, the lack of obese... Americans?
DamienCrowley87 (10:52:32 PM): And instead you get obese Australians? I mean when I went there, the fucking burgers were huge
DuffmanADD (10:52:57 PM): What were you at Sydney?
DamienCrowley87 (10:53:06 PM): Nah, Perth
DuffmanADD (10:53:12 PM): Lies you swine.
DamienCrowley87 (10:53:29 PM): No, fucking honest... Went there for the Perth Royal Show I did
DuffmanADD (10:53:40 PM): Whatever, atleast our McDonalds look nice.
DuffmanADD (10:53:41 PM): o.-
DamienCrowley87 (10:54:27 PM): McDonalds is shit x) But moving alone, dildo boy, what interests you?
DuffmanADD (10:55:59 PM): Girls, sex, beer, pranks, pranks on girls, pranks involving beer, running around shirtless, biking, biking shirtless, biking with girls, biking while drunk, music, listening to music with girls, listening to music while drunk, listening to music while shirtless, going to forums, chatting while shirtless (like right now)
DuffmanADD (10:56:00 PM): xD
DamienCrowley87 (10:56:56 PM): ... What is with you and being shirtless?
DuffmanADD (10:57:10 PM): *sizzles*
DuffmanADD (10:57:22 PM): Did you really have to ask?
DuffmanADD (10:57:22 PM): xD
DamienCrowley87 (10:57:59 PM): Yes, I did.... I always seem to "have to ask" when i really shouldn't... So moving along, is there anything you don't do drunk, with girls, or shirtless?
DuffmanADD (10:58:53 PM): Uh, go to school? Wait, that's with girls. o.- Ah, um...
DuffmanADD (10:58:53 PM): no
DuffmanADD (10:58:55 PM): o.-
DamienCrowley87 (10:59:28 PM): You live a wonderful life you do...
Well, considering you spend so much time with girls, i'm imagining you're either single or with a girl who's really open
DuffmanADD (11:00:28 PM): Well, I'm with a girl who lives about 350 km away, so it allows for much.. experimentation.
DuffmanADD (11:00:29 PM): xD
DuffmanADD (11:00:35 PM): With those of the opposite sex of course
DamienCrowley87 (11:04:21 PM): Well, don't you feel guilty? I just know I shouldn't be asking this to you
DuffmanADD (11:05:36 PM): Well, I let her go out with guys too. xD She's gone out with like two or three since the summer. Dumped em all after a week. I don't worry nor do I feel guilty. It's just not something I think about
DamienCrowley87 (11:06:23 PM): Good attitude...
Why the fuck did you want to be interviewed? xD Out of curiosity, did you feel you had something to tell? Some important piece of Phill that we don't know all that much about?
DuffmanADD (11:07:12 PM): Piece of me eh? There a big part of me you don't know about yet. *Drops pants* And now you all do. Seriously though, I don't know why. o.- Just felt like it. xD
DuffmanADD (11:07:48 PM): And my name has one L you fagass
DamienCrowley87 (11:08:30 PM): What are you, French? I shall call you Phill if I like wench....
DuffmanADD (11:08:53 PM): Ok cooked crow.
DuffmanADD (11:08:59 PM): 'tis your Native American name
DuffmanADD (11:09:09 PM): Now you can be obese too
DamienCrowley87 (11:09:25 PM): Ok fine, since you seem to be as shallow as a shallow puddle, is there any particular time in your life where you remember you not being a wench who's attracted to the inside and not the out? xD
DuffmanADD (11:10:17 PM): Inside eh, if you're tricking to trick me into having sex with you it won't work.
DuffmanADD (11:10:24 PM): *trying
DamienCrowley87 (11:10:44 PM): xD No, I'm just trying to check if you have a human side to you
DuffmanADD (11:11:26 PM): Uh...
DuffmanADD (11:11:31 PM): o.-
DuffmanADD (11:11:40 PM): I like to spend time with my friends?
DamienCrowley87 (11:12:21 PM): If thats as human as it gets... Fine...
Alright, you have any musical talent? Your taste in music is shit xD
DuffmanADD (11:13:16 PM): Hah, I laugh at your touchy feely animal music. Go frolic with your animals in the forest.
DuffmanADD (11:13:34 PM): I'm thinking of starting to play the drums. xD
DamienCrowley87 (11:14:14 PM): Ah... Like the primitive man you are...
What inspired you?
DuffmanADD (11:14:15 PM): Far too lazy for guitar
DuffmanADD (11:14:51 PM): Uh, Radiohead's drummer has the same name as me. Phil Selway.. so.. I dunno. I just sit through class drumming music on my desk.
DamienCrowley87 (11:16:28 PM): Ah...
*drums hands on side of head*
Wench, I bore with your interview, interest me xD
DuffmanADD (11:17:10 PM): Well it wouldn't be so fucking boring if you didn't take 5 min to type a question.
DamienCrowley87 (11:17:53 PM): Fucking sorry man, its 11:17 am and I woke up hardly an hour or so again... So bite me you fockin wench
DuffmanADD (11:18:18 PM): Add 12 hours and that's my time here.
DamienCrowley87 (11:19:54 PM): errrr.... If I wasn't so lazy, i'd try and figure out your time, but I won't x)
Ok, so what keeps you stuck to FFR? You're one of the first fucking members right?
DuffmanADD (11:21:47 PM): Well, I'm the staffer that's been there the third longest or something. o.- I just stay for the clans. And I mod here. o.- I dunno, I'm just connected to FFR.
DamienCrowley87 (11:22:43 PM): Meh... What would you say if I shut my com off now due to frustration? xD
DuffmanADD (11:23:12 PM): I'd post this on FFR. xD
DamienCrowley87 (11:23:48 PM): Go ahead xD
But I guess we got to cover a bit more before I loose my starking mind...
DamienCrowley87 (11:24:27 PM): lets see.... Who do you consider your friends on ffr?
DuffmanADD (11:25:57 PM): You *sometimes*, Niclay, Simon, Madam Adam, Kristin, Meggers *sometimes*, Kevlar... o.- That's kinda my close friends.
DuffmanADD (11:27:04 PM): *cough*koaforrepubbies*cough*
DuffmanADD (11:29:17 PM): Are you dead you cunt?
DuffmanADD (11:32:54 PM): This is over, isn't it?
DuffmanADD (11:32:54 PM): xD
DamienCrowley87 signed off at 11:35:45 PM.
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Thus proving, Crowley is my bitch.
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Short, plotless and not as funny, you're losing your touch man! xPPP
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xD I told you it sucked...
Even I think its horrid... Why do you think I left? 
Tommorow or some day soon i'll have a proper one with James...
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I forgive you then Crowley and now you can interview me whenever, lol. j/k.
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He was too busy gazing into my beautiful eyes to properly interview me. x)
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Oh I'm sure that was it.
Yeah, interview funnier, you people are all loosing it. Ah well, you got a slight chuckle out of me - so I guess thats better then nothing.
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Blar, you'll never interview someone as awesome as me anyway. x)
Phillaypie now reminds me of Britney Spears... o_O
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Quoth Comrade Crowley:
xD I told you it sucked...
Even I think its horrid... Why do you think I left?
Tommorow or some day soon i'll have a proper one with James... |
You are aware Turks is hardwired to his computer, unhooked (though im unsure if its actually him and not a computer program simulation), to go to coolege. It may not be that intteresting. If he reads this ill get moaned at, so for the sake of safety, j/k.
Much better 
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From Childhood's hour i have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring-
The Dark Lord has arrived....
The spawn of Dammo and Lennon....you know it's gonna be bad.
200 posts - Valentines day 04, 16:27 gmt
400 posts - 02/03/04 19:32 gmt
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not as god as the rest..but it was forced and rushed..the rape interview?
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Quoth FullMetal_Heart:
hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and fucking assholes....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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DuffmanADD (10:55:59 PM): Girls, sex, beer, pranks, pranks on girls, pranks involving beer, running around shirtless, biking, biking shirtless, biking with girls, biking while drunk, music, listening to music with girls, listening to music while drunk, listening to music while shirtless, going to forums, chatting while shirtless (like right now)
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I think i love you.
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"Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT"
(Cobain 14:12-17)
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Quoth El Pinto Grande:
I think i love you.
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I think his comment speaks for itself...(it's too easy to make fun of)
Anyway, see Dammo boy it's not as easy as you thought, lol. The fact that you left the interview yourself proves it lol...Try again damnit, make me proud. I wanna see some good stuff
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If yuh real badman nuh fraid fi buss gun (WOO!!!)
When mi a come up don't stand up just run
Mi mek blood stain fi get a custom
(BLOCKA BLOCKA!!!!) First serve to first come (HA!!!!)
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Quoth Nephemera:
Blar, you'll never interview someone as awesome as me anyway. x)
Phillaypie now reminds me of Britney Spears... o_O
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I say we prove Nic wrong and interview me next.
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Quoth Nephemera:
Phillaypie now reminds me of Britney Spears... o_O
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thats the first thing i thought after reading that.
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*Moved to Interview Archives*
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