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02.25.04, 01:19:11
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Ok, before I even begin, I must say this. You cannot build a house without the materials. Likewise, an interview needs backbone and structure. Phillip has to be the most shallow guy I know, thus, no flesh and meat to discover, he's pretty much a constant guy xD So this is a crap interview and i'll show you why I interviewed him... This is without any planning xD
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DuffmanADD (10:45:20 PM): INTERVIEW ME YOU ****

DamienCrowley87 (10:45:41 PM): Urghle.... Now?

DuffmanADD (10:45:46 PM): YES

DuffmanADD (10:45:47 PM): XD

DamienCrowley87 (10:46:21 PM): Meh, fine... Understand I just copy and paste straight from here to ffr xD blah blah blah, and that means everything said stays stuck

DamienCrowley87 (10:46:26 PM): aside from that, ready to start?

DamienCrowley87 (10:46:35 PM): oh and KoA promotion xD

DamienCrowley87 (10:46:39 PM): none of that this time

DuffmanADD (10:46:39 PM): Yes. x)

DuffmanADD (10:46:43 PM): Why?>

DuffmanADD (10:46:46 PM): Not the end?

DuffmanADD (10:46:46 PM): xD

DamienCrowley87 (10:46:52 PM): Nah xD

DuffmanADD (10:46:53 PM): I'll promote at the end

DamienCrowley87 (10:47:16 PM): Bleh, what can I do xD
Oh well starting from my next post, it all goes xD

DamienCrowley87 (10:47:26 PM): Hello Phillo

DuffmanADD (10:47:31 PM): Alo

DamienCrowley87 (10:47:40 PM): A/S/L?

DuffmanADD (10:47:56 PM): What are you? Some ****ing 60 year old Catholic stalker priest?

DuffmanADD (10:48:30 PM): Bah, M/Australia-USA No age for you.

DuffmanADD (10:48:32 PM): Dirty old man

DamienCrowley87 (10:49:02 PM): xD fine with me...
Ok, so how can you be in Australia and the USA at the same time?

DuffmanADD (10:49:48 PM): Well, sadly I'm currently confined to the USA, but my heart lies in Australia. *Sentimental grin*

DamienCrowley87 (10:50:23 PM): Why? The Down Under is a barren wasteland... I thought that movie Mad Max clearly illustrated the fact all you have is sand and funny talking people

DuffmanADD (10:50:46 PM): It's all capitalist lies, you communist swine.

DuffmanADD (10:50:59 PM): Yeah, that made no sense.

DamienCrowley87 (10:51:12 PM): Nope x) So answer, whats so great about Aus land?

DuffmanADD (10:51:42 PM): The girls, the lack of people with Texan accents, the lack of obese... Americans?

DamienCrowley87 (10:52:32 PM): And instead you get obese Australians? I mean when I went there, the ****ing burgers were huge

DuffmanADD (10:52:57 PM): What were you at Sydney?

DamienCrowley87 (10:53:06 PM): Nah, Perth

DuffmanADD (10:53:12 PM): Lies you swine.

DamienCrowley87 (10:53:29 PM): No, ****ing honest... Went there for the Perth Royal Show I did

DuffmanADD (10:53:40 PM): Whatever, atleast our McDonalds look nice.

DuffmanADD (10:53:41 PM): o.-

DamienCrowley87 (10:54:27 PM): McDonalds is **** x) But moving alone, dildo boy, what interests you?

DuffmanADD (10:55:59 PM): Girls, sex, beer, pranks, pranks on girls, pranks involving beer, running around shirtless, biking, biking shirtless, biking with girls, biking while drunk, music, listening to music with girls, listening to music while drunk, listening to music while shirtless, going to forums, chatting while shirtless (like right now)

DuffmanADD (10:56:00 PM): xD

DamienCrowley87 (10:56:56 PM): ... What is with you and being shirtless?

DuffmanADD (10:57:10 PM): *sizzles*

DuffmanADD (10:57:22 PM): Did you really have to ask?

DuffmanADD (10:57:22 PM): xD

DamienCrowley87 (10:57:59 PM): Yes, I did.... I always seem to "have to ask" when i really shouldn't... So moving along, is there anything you don't do drunk, with girls, or shirtless?

DuffmanADD (10:58:53 PM): Uh, go to school? Wait, that's with girls. o.- Ah, um...

DuffmanADD (10:58:53 PM): no

DuffmanADD (10:58:55 PM): o.-

DamienCrowley87 (10:59:28 PM): You live a wonderful life you do...
Well, considering you spend so much time with girls, i'm imagining you're either single or with a girl who's really open

DuffmanADD (11:00:28 PM): Well, I'm with a girl who lives about 350 km away, so it allows for much.. experimentation.

DuffmanADD (11:00:29 PM): xD

DuffmanADD (11:00:35 PM): With those of the opposite sex of course

DamienCrowley87 (11:04:21 PM): Well, don't you feel guilty? I just know I shouldn't be asking this to you

DuffmanADD (11:05:36 PM): Well, I let her go out with guys too. xD She's gone out with like two or three since the summer. Dumped em all after a week. I don't worry nor do I feel guilty. It's just not something I think about

DamienCrowley87 (11:06:23 PM): Good attitude...
Why the **** did you want to be interviewed? xD Out of curiosity, did you feel you had something to tell? Some important piece of Phill that we don't know all that much about?

DuffmanADD (11:07:12 PM): Piece of me eh? There a big part of me you don't know about yet. *Drops pants* And now you all do. Seriously though, I don't know why. o.- Just felt like it. xD

DuffmanADD (11:07:48 PM): And my name has one L you fagass

DamienCrowley87 (11:08:30 PM): What are you, French? I shall call you Phill if I like wench....

DuffmanADD (11:08:53 PM): Ok cooked crow.

DuffmanADD (11:08:59 PM): 'tis your Native American name

DuffmanADD (11:09:09 PM): Now you can be obese too

DamienCrowley87 (11:09:25 PM): Ok fine, since you seem to be as shallow as a shallow puddle, is there any particular time in your life where you remember you not being a wench who's attracted to the inside and not the out? xD

DuffmanADD (11:10:17 PM): Inside eh, if you're tricking to trick me into having sex with you it won't work.

DuffmanADD (11:10:24 PM): *trying

DamienCrowley87 (11:10:44 PM): xD No, I'm just trying to check if you have a human side to you

DuffmanADD (11:11:26 PM): Uh...

DuffmanADD (11:11:31 PM): o.-

DuffmanADD (11:11:40 PM): I like to spend time with my friends?

DamienCrowley87 (11:12:21 PM): If thats as human as it gets... Fine...
Alright, you have any musical talent? Your taste in music is **** xD

DuffmanADD (11:13:16 PM): Hah, I laugh at your touchy feely animal music. Go frolic with your animals in the forest.

DuffmanADD (11:13:34 PM): I'm thinking of starting to play the drums. xD

DamienCrowley87 (11:14:14 PM): Ah... Like the primitive man you are...
What inspired you?

DuffmanADD (11:14:15 PM): Far too lazy for guitar

DuffmanADD (11:14:51 PM): Uh, Radiohead's drummer has the same name as me. Phil Selway.. so.. I dunno. I just sit through class drumming music on my desk.

DamienCrowley87 (11:16:28 PM): Ah...
*drums hands on side of head*
Wench, I bore with your interview, interest me xD

DuffmanADD (11:17:10 PM): Well it wouldn't be so ****ing boring if you didn't take 5 min to type a question.

DamienCrowley87 (11:17:53 PM): ****ing sorry man, its 11:17 am and I woke up hardly an hour or so again... So bite me you fockin wench

DuffmanADD (11:18:18 PM): Add 12 hours and that's my time here.

DamienCrowley87 (11:19:54 PM): errrr.... If I wasn't so lazy, i'd try and figure out your time, but I won't x)
Ok, so what keeps you stuck to FFR? You're one of the first ****ing members right?

DuffmanADD (11:21:47 PM): Well, I'm the staffer that's been there the third longest or something. o.- I just stay for the clans. And I mod here. o.- I dunno, I'm just connected to FFR.

DamienCrowley87 (11:22:43 PM): Meh... What would you say if I shut my com off now due to frustration? xD

DuffmanADD (11:23:12 PM): I'd post this on FFR. xD

DamienCrowley87 (11:23:48 PM): Go ahead xD
But I guess we got to cover a bit more before I loose my starking mind...

DamienCrowley87 (11:24:27 PM): lets see.... Who do you consider your friends on ffr?

DuffmanADD (11:25:57 PM): You *sometimes*, Niclay, Simon, Madam Adam, Kristin, Meggers *sometimes*, Kevlar... o.- That's kinda my close friends.

DuffmanADD (11:27:04 PM): *cough*koaforrepubbies*cough*

DuffmanADD (11:29:17 PM): Are you dead you ****?

DuffmanADD (11:32:54 PM): This is over, isn't it?

DuffmanADD (11:32:54 PM): xD

DamienCrowley87 signed off at 11:35:45 PM.
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Default  02.25.04, 01:27:13
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Thus proving, Crowley is my *****.
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Default  02.25.04, 01:29:37
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Short, plotless and not as funny, you're losing your touch man! xPPP
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Default  02.25.04, 01:38:18
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xD I told you it sucked...
Even I think its horrid... Why do you think I left?

Tommorow or some day soon i'll have a proper one with James...
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Default  02.25.04, 02:10:39
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I forgive you then Crowley and now you can interview me whenever, lol. j/k.
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Default  02.25.04, 07:00:49
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He was too busy gazing into my beautiful eyes to properly interview me. x)
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Default  02.25.04, 07:11:04
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Oh I'm sure that was it.
Yeah, interview funnier, you people are all loosing it. Ah well, you got a slight chuckle out of me - so I guess thats better then nothing.
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Default  02.25.04, 07:13:13
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Blar, you'll never interview someone as awesome as me anyway. x)

Phillaypie now reminds me of Britney Spears... o_O
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Default  02.25.04, 14:06:41
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Quote:
Quoth Comrade Crowley:
xD I told you it sucked...
Even I think its horrid... Why do you think I left?

Tommorow or some day soon i'll have a proper one with James...
You are aware Turks is hardwired to his computer, unhooked (though im unsure if its actually him and not a computer program simulation), to go to coolege. It may not be that intteresting. If he reads this ill get moaned at, so for the sake of safety, j/k.

Much better
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