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A Child Named Nic
02.23.04, 09:19:10
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Alright, following the story of Jake, i've got a rather interesting piece on Nephemera. Be warned though, there is some rather mature ideas in this one that goes beyond setting hair on fire, so don't be shocked. And it isn't that visual, so its alright xD Now enter the interview with she that calls herself Nic.
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DamienCrowley87: Y'ello Nic
Nephemera: 'lo. x)
DamienCrowley87: Ready to begin?
Let's start with the ****ty stuff so people who have never bothered talking to you know who you are... Name? (Though I already said it) A/S/L?
Nephemera: Derf. I am Nic, and...I'm...I haven't done this since I was in excite chat like 3 years ago. ._.
Nephemera: 17/F/Colorado
DamienCrowley87: excite chat? errr, the hell?
Nephemera: What, you never went in that stupid ****? xD
DamienCrowley87: Erm, can't say I did... I used to play Larry's Casino and talk to people as a half naked guy but hell... Never went to chat things xD
Nephemera: I saw my first penis thanks to Excite chat. x)
DamienCrowley87: Errrr yeh... About that... What got you interested in porno anyway? Yer practically the first chick i've talked too who openly admits to watching porn...
Wait, no, second then x)
Nephemera: Well. Definitely not that penis, cause it was...old. And small. And covered by the guy's rolls and MESS of hair...yeeeeah I don't think people wanna hear about that.
Nephemera: Hrmn. I dunno. xD We used to go to porn sites on the computers at school. xD
Nephemera: And then I discovered orgasms. And...hmmn. Yeah. Then I got my own computer. And the first site I looked at was this lesbian site. x)
DamienCrowley87: Ah.... Orgasms? Was this one of those self discovery things or did you find the word and look it up in the dictionary? x)
Nephemera: ._. You don't have the damn "Person is typing" thing enabled, do you.
Nephemera: And uh. It was...hum. I'd heard vibration felt good, so I stole my mom's massager thing and stuck it down there and after a few minutes, it was like...WHOOOOOOA. x)
DamienCrowley87: This interview may just be heading down the path to mature, *coughs*, and as much as I like that, it won't go so well with the staff... So, *grins*, moving along... What exactly do you do when you're not at FFR, which is rare?
Nephemera: Blerf. Damn mods and their...rules. ._.
Nephemera: I drive around...by myself. And watch porn. And masturbate. xD And play games.
Nephemera: And daydream about the KoA...
DamienCrowley87: Who doesn't? x) Dream about the KoA, that is
But wow, apart from the driving around, you sound almost like me... And almost every other teenage guy xD But you're a lass, or so I hope...
Ok, I think we can delve slightly into the porn, if we don't get into details... What exactly "turns you on" so to say?
Nephemera: I think I woulda made a better guy, actually. x)
Nephemera: I like lesbian porn the best, I think. Especially lately. Brunettes, preferably...although there's this one blonde chick I like.
Nephemera: And gay porn too. xD I don't think I have much...normal porn, really. ;o
Nephemera: And uh... ._. I like some hentai.
DamienCrowley87: What, like Final Fantasy hentai? o.O
Nephemera: I have a huge folder of Rufus hentai, actually. x)
Nephemera: >_> Erm. But I mean like...videos. They're fun, as long as they're not censored...
Nephemera: This interview is gonna scare the hell out of people, isn't it? o_O
DamienCrowley87: yes, why yes it is...
But it demonstrates that Final Fantasy has an actual use x)
But because i'm afraid for my own sanity, lets move on...
What kinda car you drive?
Nephemera: Hagbucket white piece of **** '91 Chevrolet Corsica. ._____.
Nephemera: http://auto.consumerguide.com/images...1990202LRG.jpg Like thatta. Ain't she beautiful? ._.
DamienCrowley87: Well that's nice *looks at picture with an open mind*... At least its not some unknown Japanese brand **** car of which's company has shut down...
Nephemera: Thankee for ruining my horniness. -_o
DamienCrowley87: No problemo... Though if you want to re-kindle it, just think of that chick named Ember you so fancy...
But before we get you re-orgasmised, lets just have a brief whirl-a-loo about who you are, since I seem to have only glazed over the a/s/l and dived into a porno discussion... What do you see yourself doing in ten years time? You going to go through university in the near future?
Nephemera: Hmmn. Poopie.
Nephemera: I've got a year or so to go in high school, then I think I'm gonna...take at least a year off to travel and ****. xD I wanna go to the UK this summer when I turn 18. Derno, really. I don't worry about that **** too much.
Nephemera: Ten years, I imagine I'll...either be a bum working at McDonald's or some ****, or maybe...hmmn. I dunno. xD
DamienCrowley87: Hmm, why the UK?
Nephemera: Sick of the ****in U.S. Seems like a nice country, and there are a few people I wanna visit. And...mmn...I wanna test their beer. x)
DamienCrowley87: What, you don't want to visit me in piece-of-**** land? xD
Nephemera: I don't even know where you live. xD
Nephemera: Eh. I'll go pick you up and stuff you in my suitcase. Then we'll both go to the UK. x)
DamienCrowley87: Well thats nice... I think somebody said once they'd stuff me in their handbag, you're considerate enough to give me a suitase to live in... Thankee missus...
Ok, out of intrest, what's been one incident in your life that still lives in your mind till this day? It can be whatever you want, one memory impaled upon the spear of yer head
Nephemera: ...I thought we were meant to get away from the sexual stuff. xd
Nephemera: xD*
DamienCrowley87: Errrr, how about non-sexual memories? xD
Nephemera: Poopie. Those ones suck. *thinks*
DamienCrowley87: Put on your thinking cap and turn the engine
Nephemera: I dunno...I have too many kickass memories to pick just one. x) One off the top of my head is my 17th birthday. ****in surprise party. Evil ****s. I was blindfolded and cussing like a dumbass at my friends for making me fall over, and then they took the blindfold off and all my family members were staring at me. ._.
DamienCrowley87: Hahahaha, get scolded for that?
Nephemera: Not really. xD Think I gave my granny a heart attack, though.
DamienCrowley87: Poor woman...
Alright, now we know a little of the history of Nic... Let's talk about the present... How goes life?
Nephemera: Mostly boring. Still enjoying my license, though.
Nephemera: And errh...I'm dieting. o_O
Nephemera: And I need to pee. xD
DamienCrowley87: You Yanks and your constant dieting... You wouldn't need to if you ate like normal human beings xD Go pee, it'll give me a break xD
Nephemera: Well I don't usually NEED to. xP But when ya go for a few months of...sitting on yer ass and eating ****in Taco Bell every day...you're gonna gain a few pounds. ._.
Nephemera: *runs off for a piss break*
DamienCrowley87: And I thought the interview with Jake turned out weird, what, with the confessions of hair burning *sighs*
Nephemera: Back. x) Ya know, that's another thing that seems like it'd be nice...the ability to just whip it out and piss anywhere.
Nephemera: Hey uh, what the **** are you gonna call this interview, anyway? ;-)
DamienCrowley87: I'd like to call it "A Child Named Nic" since you kinda remind me of an It
Nephemera: Poopie. ._.
DamienCrowley87: But you can make suggestions after this little convo
DamienCrowley87: Now what the hell was I going to ask you next
Nephemera: Hair burning...that was ****ing classic. x)
Nephemera: And uh. You were going to ask me about...the meaning of life. Maybe. Or...why there are whales on my ceiling.
DamienCrowley87: Erm... I know the meaning of life, and those aren't whales on your ceiling x)
Well, lets go into FFR related stuff, since you are usually quite opiniated on these kind of things...
What's your take on FFR today, and if it's better than the FFR run by afterlab (Nick's reign was too short for proper discussion)
Nephemera: FFR today is...boring. And there are n00bs running around, like SpiritWarrior and that one ****er you mentioned the other day. And the bastards have invaded our SACRED PLACE. :-( *cough*DownwithDJProfessorDM*cough*
Nephemera: I'll always feel that ANYONE could run FFR better than afterlab did, though. Mazen seems to actually consider the ideas of the public, and he gets **** done occasionally. Doesn't promise things, and then fail to come through on em. And he hasn't banned me...yet...so he's alright in my book. x)
Nephemera: And I thought they banned ****ing Eric anyway, for...something? o.-
DamienCrowley87: Did they? Oh well, what a funny old world (for lack of anything better to say xD)
Well, is there anything that's not boring at FFR? I'd imagine there is because otherwise you wouldn't come back every day xD
Nephemera: The Knights of Avalon keep me strong!
Nephemera: And uh, you should...keep that text size, if at all possible. x)
DamienCrowley87: don't worry, i'll try x)
Nephemera: Really though, that's the main t hing that keeps me coming back. The people that I like. You, Phillay, Simon, the rest of the people in KoA...and a couple others. They're the only reason I keep going back.
Nephemera: And the porn forum...but uh, I'm not supposed to mention that, I don't think.
DamienCrowley87: yes.... The porn forum that exists but doesn't at the same time... Very hush hush
Nephemera: And maybe when/if FFR gets more active, I can recruit people for my own forum. x)
DamienCrowley87: Ah yes... What gave you the idea of starting your own forum? I remember you used to have that roleplaying one
DamienCrowley87: And the new one still is roleplaying, no?
Nephemera: Yarh. Pretty much the same thing as it was before, just...with new names, a new skin(well, when I get around to making one, anyway xD), and a roleplaying world that I have planned.
Nephemera: Erhhh...anyway. Started out as a n00bish InvisionFree forum with like 20 members. xD I tried to take the best roleplayers I'd met, from FFR and a few other places, and bring them together in a place where we didn't have to worry about too many rules, and we could concentrate on our roleplaying without a bunch of n00bs ****ing it up.
Nephemera: And then last month, I finally got around to buying my own site and ****. x)
DamienCrowley87: Ah cool... I wonder why somebody doesn't invent a noob blocker... it'd be like in the sidebar, and looks for stupidly phrased words and **** and ip block the bastard before he said anything more, then clean up the vile **** he left behind...
But isn't the Gamer's Alliance pretty much a roleplaying world?
Nephemera: x) A n00b blocker would be nice.
Nephemera: And yeh, it is. But it's ****ing dead there and most of their members are stuck-up ****s.
DamienCrowley87: Care to *cough* some names? xD
Nephemera: Hmmmn. Trying to start a FFR vs. tGA war or somethin? ;-)
DamienCrowley87: oh no, dear me xD
Nephemera: But erh. I like Bleys, and most of the FFR people, and...uh...LoonyBoB. And Raist seems alright. And Aaron. But I can't stand Ally, or that one mother****er. And Graves is boring. That's all I can think of right now. xD
Nephemera: Think this is getting too long yet? xD
DamienCrowley87: Yeh, I think it is getting kinda long, so lets have a final rant, if you would please... Say whatever you want x)
Nephemera: Save the whales. And don't eat KFC, because it sucks. And uhhh...someone out there, buy me a replacement for Dixon and I'll love you forever.
Nephemera: Also. ********** suck. x)
DamienCrowley87: Oh boy, I may have to cut that last part out xD
And out of intrest, what/who is Dixon?
Nephemera: *grins*
Nephemera: My vibrator. He's kinda falling apart.
DamienCrowley87: ALRIGHT... Tally ho... Off this interview goes... *cough* KoA for repubbiescough*
DamienCrowley87: *general applause*
Nephemera: I think I'm gonna go hide now, before someone tries to assassinate me.
Nephemera: And uh...*cough*KoAforRepubbies*cough*
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Alright, if you had questions that I didn't ask, feel free to ask and hopefully Nic will answer xD Post your comments or whatever xD |
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Last edited by Maldar the Incompetent : 02.23.04 at 09:21:45.
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| Blar, that came out longer than I thought it would. xD |
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wtf
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It isn't THAT long xD
What makes it look long is also those spaces I put between the names |
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that was odd....
I havent read any interview type things before but i had nothing to do. Only i cant figure out what has 10 stars... "********** sucks"? |
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From Childhood's hour i have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring-
The Dark Lord has arrived....
The spawn of Dammo and Lennon....you know it's gonna be bad.
200 posts - Valentines day 04, 16:27 gmt
400 posts - 02/03/04 19:32 gmt
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Christians. 
Dammy didn't want me offending any of them, apparently. x) |
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| I want to be interviewed, you guys rock! |
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Bastard
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Quoth Nephemera:
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Thanks! You have just saved me ours of torture, of trying to figure out summit i wouldnt have got. |
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| What'd ya think I might've been talking about? xD |
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| Dunno. I wouldnt have presumed christians. Seems a little pointless blanking it out to me...well nevermind, someone may find it offensive. |
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