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The Story Of A Welsh Boy
02.22.04, 10:20:39
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At first, i started this as my own personal retribution against my propaganda minister for not interviewing the real great star of the KoA, but heh, learnt some things about Jake I didn't know... And amazingly enough, I got some real thought out responses  So feel free to hate it, or enjoy it, either way x)
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DamienCrowley87: Ello Doozy
Metalman Dooze: Alright
DamienCrowley87: So yeh, lets start off the basics eh? A/S/L, if you fockin please
Metalman Dooze: Thirteen/ Male/ Wales
DamienCrowley87: And although I call you Jake, i've never bothered cheking if that's your real name... is it?
Metalman Dooze: Yah, Jake Evans 8-). Although I have two male names, they're to faggoty to give out.
Metalman Dooze: *Middle
DamienCrowley87: Aw, what could make Jake Evans sound gay? That name is the pinnacle of manliness *cough*
Metalman Dooze: Try Aaron (Or was it Arron? :/) and Joseph hoe.
DamienCrowley87: I'm assuming your family is Catholic or something...
Metalman Dooze: Christian, although we don't go to church or anything. I was banned from there many years ago. I think they called me Joseph after the bloke who delivered me, although I don't know.
DamienCrowley87: How the hell do you get banned from church?
Metalman Dooze: Setting someones hair on fire.
Metalman Dooze: I had to walk with one of those damn candle things, had an interest in fire back then, wondered how fast hair could burn and get her hair on fire.
Metalman Dooze: I think I'm allowed back there now, the vicar left years ago but I couldn't be bothered.
Metalman Dooze: *set
DamienCrowley87: Her eh? Was she hot?
DamienCrowley87: *grins at the gay pun*
Metalman Dooze: xD. I dunno if she was then but she sure as hell is now,
DamienCrowley87: Hate you for it, does she?
Metalman Dooze: Nah, I don't even think she remembers, although how could someone forget such a thing? We're still mates, although she's probably plotting against me over it.
DamienCrowley87: Probably set yer pubes on fire... Strangely enough, i've seen a video of that being done... Whacked ****
DamienCrowley87: But, moving along
DamienCrowley87: What exactly are you planning to do with your future? I mean seriously, my idea of what a Welsh boy visions about ranges from farming, to sheep shagging, and that isn't very broad...
Metalman Dooze: I'm aiming for something to do with media and/or law. I'm hoping to become one of those Criminal Psychologist, interested in all that stuff and reckon it would make a pretty damn good job, when I go on work experiance I'm off to the cop shop too, should give me a better look in.
DamienCrowley87: You really think they'd let you be on the other side of the law for a change? xD I sure wouldn't ****ing trust a guy who sets girls hair on fair in churches... You remind me of "Monk" in Mean Machine
Metalman Dooze: ah, a proper good character he was. Meh, a bloke can dream can't he? If that doesn't happen, I could always just have a go at media, or perhaps just live on the doll.
Metalman Dooze: *Dole
DamienCrowley87: You sure you didn't misspell Dolly? x)
Out of general intrest, what is the cop shop?
Metalman Dooze: Police Station. There are many ways of saying it, I just chose the least offensive.
DamienCrowley87: ah... Now, how'd ya find out about FFR, and why the **** do you hang around?
Metalman Dooze: I think I was on Google looking for something about Final Fantasy 7, checked the first three or four sites, couldn't find ****, clicked on the FFRepublic link and although it never had anything on the game (still hasn't either, pick up the pace you lazy ****s xD) the forums looked pretty decent and so I joined up. The reason I hang around is because there's **** all else to do, I'm banned from quite a few other FF forums and most of me mates are at FFR so why bother leaving?
Metalman Dooze: Plus I can post some Eddo comments there too, adds up.
DamienCrowley87: Ah, so why your vile distaste for Eddo, apart from the obvious reasons... With Zen, you had good reasons... Like the fact he was a smelly Mexican burrito... But why Eddo? Apart from... Ah nevermind, why do you hate him?
Metalman Dooze: He's a power-hungry arse kisser. Every move the staff make it's praise praise praise, even if it was a ****-up. He seems to be a ****ing FFR Patriot too, see my signature for instance, or his profile, much more there. He also acts like he's a staff member, check that last two pages of the new ownership thread, "You'll be happy to know I contacted Eric and he has accepted the offer I put forward for him to work aside us on the FFR staff.", he tells people not to forget people to put in those little tags in the art forums. Ack, he's a ****ing tosser too.
Metalman Dooze: Basically he just arse kisses.
DamienCrowley87: Well, we've had people of his kind before, but I don't really recall you ever being so blatant about your dislike xD
Metalman Dooze: How many of them have carried it on or stuck around?
DamienCrowley87: Wasn't the bastard banned though?
Metalman Dooze: Yes, but due to the power of the tongue, he got back to FFR. Why do you think he wasn't banned when people found out about his four or five accounts?
DamienCrowley87: Figures...
Metalman Dooze: Ah well, hopefully if a good amount of people stick to the ridiculing, he'll bugger off out.
Metalman Dooze: Come on people, we need your aid in getting rid of a brown noser!
DamienCrowley87: That, we can only hope... And it will only ever work if we *cough*votedoozeforadmin*cough*
So what are your thoughts on ZranX? And for that matter, what do you think of how the administration has changed hands? For better or worse, you think...
Metalman Dooze: Damn straight it will. Meh, I don't really know him to be honest, he seems like an illegal immigrant when it comes to working though, all day and all night. The admin change, it got annoying as **** at first, but I'd say it's probably for better. 'Lab seemed to be obsessed with that horror that is the battle System, always working on that rather than socializing with members and staff or whatever. With Nick, although he seemed alright, there was that issue with the forum hackings and him keeping quiet about that, surely you want the leader of a forum to be an honest bloke. Speaking of that, is Drifter unbanned yet? Meh, although apparently ZranX is being a bit of a Nazi in the staff lounge, I haven't seen it myself so I can't comment on stuff like that.
Metalman Dooze: Overall, I'd say the change was best. xD
DamienCrowley87: True that... but on the battle system issue, i've heard Mazen is pretty crazy for it as well... I really don't know why...
On the issue of Drifter, I have no ****ing idea... So be quiet **** and answer questions, not give them *whips*
DamienCrowley87: Alright, i've grown ****ing bored, so if you have any last thoughts, please give them xD
Metalman Dooze: Rap, dance, Emo, pussy rock and pussy punk is ****, especially Linkin Park and Sum 41. I heard that listening to any of that can be a danger to you're life, please, don't waste you're life and get rid of this **** music, start listening to some Led Zeppelin!
Metalman Dooze: Also, Mazen, don't you add that ****ing Battle System!
DamienCrowley87: Agreed on both counts... And if you have a ****ing problem, it must mean you listen to "Rap, dance, Emo, pussy rock and pussy punk", so don't bother posting your problem at all x)
Thank you for your time jake, although you did forget the whole blatant advertising scheme
Metalman Dooze: Ai.
Metalman Dooze: *cough*Sheepsareyourgod*cough*. xD
DamienCrowley87: xD and we must not forget that the best couple for this repubbies should be just like last year... Lennon Legend and Comrade Crowley!
*applause*
Metalman Dooze: Ah yes, make sure you get nothing else or I'll send some hidden links full of Beastality too you.
Metalman Dooze: Or vote nothing else, either works.
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| Beautiful, you should do this more often Dammo. And Dooze, I never knew you were so sensitive. |
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Bastard
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| Nah, takes too much effort xD |
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lol
you actually went through with it lol
FINE DAMNIT you'll get your interview....
um sometime this week...
but at a small cost...we'll talk...
on another note good job. Jakes a bit of a chaotic soul there as I see it...
*coughKoAforreppubiescough*
I gotta get that checked out soon |
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If yuh real badman nuh fraid fi buss gun (WOO!!!)
When mi a come up don't stand up just run
Mi mek blood stain fi get a custom
(BLOCKA BLOCKA!!!!) First serve to first come (HA!!!!)
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| Ah pure genious *cough*whensmyinterview*cough* |
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| Wow. That ranks nearly on my Gay Jesus thread for pure unaltered wierd halarity. |
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"Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT"
(Cobain 14:12-17)
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| I like Dammy's interview better. xD It ain't boring and all long and **** like that one other dude's was. |
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wtf
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LOL Nic, remember you signed up to get interviewed from Grithl when he asked who wanted interveiws *coughaswellasIdidcough* not that that matters anyways, lol. I want my interview goddamn it, I wanna be in the spotlight! MUWAHAHAHHA.
Hey Crowley you should continue the interviewing as well, what a nice interview. I think Grithl has *dum dum dum* competition!!!
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| Very interesting. I like these things! You should do more of them! |
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Sad Memories I Can't Recall.
Lover your enimies; it'll drive them crazy.
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white as long as it can catch a mouse.
To be silenced is to be broken; the solution is to be outspoken.
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