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Interview with Simon (LL) + mystery
02.21.04, 13:10:56
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Well this indeed was different from any of my other interviews as I promised. My surprise interview is Simon and isn't. You have to read to understand what I'm trying to say. enjoy
bluecaith = Grithl (Me)
MrlennonLegend = Lennon Legend (Simon)
Part 1
bluecaith: did you read the contract before agreeing to this interview?
MrlennonLegend: Yeah, several times
bluecaith: and do you have any questions?
MrlennonLegend: Am I bound by law to have sex with you? Or was that just a cunning plan on your part to trick me?
bluecaith: um, you HAVE to have sex with me, or give me oral pleasure 
MrlennonLegend: Ok I'm cool with that
bluecaith: ok then we shall start.
bluecaith: please state your name age and place of residence for future reference and ridicule
MrlennonLegend: Simon, 19, England, so, what's your real name?
bluecaith: you can call me, xiolua
MrlennonLegend: Damn you, you just did ASL, damned pedo. Ok Xiolua, anything I can call you that's easy to remember? Like Jim
bluecaith: um, xio
MrlennonLegend: That'll do it
bluecaith: now I recently did an interview with another englishman sometime ago. Did you catch that interview?
MrlennonLegend: Yeah, Kosai right? I think you did as good a job as you could
bluecaith: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
MrlennonLegend: Er maybe we'd best move on. Bloody moody cow
bluecaith: ...no no we're gonna get this out of the way *throw down the mics and begins taunting*
MrlennonLegend: Ok, basically I thought that given the subject you were interviewing, Kosai, you had a hard job of making a decent interview of it. So you see I was commending you biatch
bluecaith: ok i can live with that :-) *picks the mic back up*
MrlennonLegend: But the problem with the youth these days is they assume the worse. You're just a tool man
bluecaith: I know, I like being one though
MrlennonLegend: Same here
bluecaith: *coughKoAforreppubiescough*
MrlennonLegend: You should see a doctor about that
bluecaith: I know, so tell us a little about your background
MrlennonLegend: I'm an art student, I live in England and I play the guitar (try to), that's about all there is to it. Oh and I like getting drunk Is that good enough Xio?
bluecaith: sounds like you're living the high life
MrlennonLegend: Ahh yeah, I live like a King, a real prince among men
bluecaith: indeed it is enough. no one wants to know about your background anyway simon.... :-)
MrlennonLegend: You're cruel. But I can forgive you
bluecaith: it's all about scandles, you should know about that, and the real dirt behind the mask...
MrlennonLegend: Oh dear me
bluecaith: that, my friend, that is the cruelity of society today!
MrlennonLegend: Fairplay I guess SOlet's continue
bluecaith: let's
MrlennonLegend: Damn that was some ****ty typing
bluecaith: *nods* so you play the guitar
MrlennonLegend: I try to
bluecaith: how long have you been doing so
MrlennonLegend: Heh, I've only been playing the guitar seriously for about a year, maybe longer. But I've actually had a guitar since I was 12, younger than that I think, but in those days I just couldn't really be arsed with it
bluecaith: heh, do you know any song in entirety with the guitar?
MrlennonLegend: A few but they're ****e. I mostly concentrate only on the parts of a song that interest me, so I'll learna few riffs here and there, go for a solo every now and then. At the moment though I am trying to learn paganini's fifth caprice
MrlennonLegend: Which is a bit ****ing nuts
bluecaith: *blinks* ok a little cultural lesson for me.... explain your previous comment
MrlennonLegend: It's hard and fast That's all there is to it for me anyway
bluecaith: "hard and fast, for me anyway" sounds like a good porno quote
MrlennonLegend: Damn, that's inspired me to direct a porno
bluecaith: I know where you can get some top quality whores for the shooting
MrlennonLegend: It could be about this guitarist trying to make it big, but instead he randomly ****s women in clubs and bars. It has all the hallmarks of a great porno, sex and a bad plot. Problem with whores though is you have to pay them, with money. I prefer legal prostitution, dinner and a movie and you get sex
bluecaith: ...I suppose you're right, no wonder I'm out of 1/2 my check at the end of the month
MrlennonLegend: Don't let my opinion stop you though
bluecaith: Oh i won't
MrlennonLegend: Damn man, sounds like you might be a bit sex obsessed. When did this problem with women start?
bluecaith: *lies down* well when I was a little boy, my mums...um
MrlennonLegend: Go on Xio, she can't hurt you now
bluecaith: she, she did this things to me in my "yummy" spots *blinks and begins crying*
MrlennonLegend: Interesting, But still, this doesn't explain why you'd lack the social skills to get sex in the normal way,nor why you'd spend so much on it. What else aren't you telling me Xio?
bluecaith: it's because... wait, I don't need therapy damnit. sex is good, no matter where or HOW you get it, and I can't stress that "HOW" part enough
MrlennonLegend: So you have no qualms with beastiality or necrophillia? Good God man, have you no shame?
bluecaith: NOPE
MrlennonLegend: Ah well, that shut me up
bluecaith: heh, let's not speak of this subject again then....moving alone. art student. what kind of art do you do?
MrlennonLegend: At the moment I'm doing lots of different things on my current course, from sculpture to photography, from life drawing to painting. But I reckon I want to go into illustration
bluecaith: is that what life seems to be calling you towards?
MrlennonLegend: Hard to say really, I'd be the last person to claim I have any real sense of direction in life. If anything my love of doing nothing rules over everything else but I know I need to get ajob or something someday, might as well do something I like, so either an artistic career or a musical one
bluecaith: *lights dim and focuses on Xio and Simon* Simon, I too know how you feel
MrlennonLegend: Who knows, I might be able to get a band together in uni, or I might go on and do some quality illustrations, maybe for some classy metal bands. Ah yeah? What's your calling or lack of then?
bluecaith: Like you, it would be something in the art field
MrlennonLegend: Ah, a kindred spirit, I feel so warm inside. Hold me Xio
bluecaith: *holds simon*
MrlennonLegend: Awww
bluecaith: -kodak moment #1-
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Part 2 (with less holding and sentimently feelings)
MrlennonLegend: Ok, that's enough
bluecaith: ahem yeah
MrlennonLegend: *cough* moving on swiftly
bluecaith: ...um um um food!
MrlennonLegend: A fine subject my good man. I too must confess to a love of food
bluecaith: how deep is this love, would you say?
MrlennonLegend: I'd say that if I were separated from food then I would surely die
bluecaith: well...yea i think that's the case with like EVERYBODY
MrlennonLegend: So you see where I'm coming from then. Aint it great that we can communicate on this level. You've run out of questions haven't you?
bluecaith: i guess lol
MrlennonLegend: Bloody good intereview this is xD
bluecaith: ...hey i prepare all of 20secs for these interviews
MrlennonLegend: You did well then. I like how you got me to interact with you throughout the interview..even if it was demanded by the contract There wasn't really a contract was there?
bluecaith: YES yes there was...
MrlennonLegend: Ahhhh ****e
FAKE END #1
bluecaith: it was in the dressing room. you didn't sign it? my boss is going to have a fit.. I mean we Might actually have to use thes guys in ski mask and AK47's now
MrlennonLegend: Makes sense
bluecaith: you better play along for your sake now...
MrlennonLegend: ok
bluecaith: moving on to the reason I'm employeed to do these interviews... the Republic...if you can really call it a republic.
MrlennonLegend: You can't
bluecaith: you seems to have thought about this before...want to share your thoughts on this
MrlennonLegend: There's a secret nazi forum control group pulling the strings from behind the scenes
bluecaith: there is?
MrlennonLegend: Not joking, it's like the third reich all over again. And the fuhrer oversees everything. Every decision, it all comes through the fuhrer
bluecaith: interesting
MrlennonLegend: I can't tell you much more, But look out for people speaking in German
bluecaith: ...i understand
MrlennonLegend: Don't patronise me. You'll see for yourself in time
bluecaith: *shouts to the camera man in german*
(translation he knows too much.)
MrlennonLegend: *shifty eyes*
bluecaith: how did you come to know about the truth! tell us, we can help destroy this group
MrlennonLegend: I'm connected man, what can I say. Anyways, I believe you were saying something before I interrupted you. PLease, continue
bluecaith: ...oh yeah, well Simon, you've got quite a reputation at the repub...
MrlennonLegend: I do?
bluecaith: yes
MrlennonLegend: Quality
bluecaith: along with being one of the most popular members in recent polls. tell us your secret (polls may not actually exist)
MrlennonLegend: I don't think there's any real secret to it Xio. You've just got to be yourself, be a bit lighthearted. You do that and people just seem to like you and you get on with them, you won't ever get everyone to like you but you can always find your own social circle to mingle in. I think it also helps that I'm a mate of Dammos
MrlennonLegend: So I can steal some of his celebrity status
bluecaith: lol kinda like stand in his spot light with him huh?
MrlennonLegend: Exactly
bluecaith: no problem with that. why shouldn't you leech off others successs...it's the way society runs
MrlennonLegend: Agreed
bluecaith: how long have you been at the repub, simon
MrlennonLegend: Not too sure to be honest. I think it's been slightly over a year
bluecaith: *nods* wow I feel old now..thank you!
MrlennonLegend: Glad I could help oldtimer. How long have you been at the pub? We should just call it the pub, sounds better
bluecaith: ....about a year and5/6
MrlennonLegend: Bloody hell
bluecaith: *blinks*
MrlennonLegend: How long have you been doing these interviews for then?
bluecaith: erm not long, started in late oct of last year early nov or was it the year before
MrlennonLegend: How should I know?
bluecaith: well you damn kids think you know everything these days. i was sure you knew this answer
MrlennonLegend: Live and learn my friend
bluecaith: it was in 02 when i started
MrlennonLegend: Quite some time, still enjoy doing them? What motivates you to keep on interviewing the people of the pub?
bluecaith: ...well of course i love doing this...what keeps me going is the fact that I get to speak with all these different people from the 'pub' :-)
MrlennonLegend: Good man, it's rare to come across someone that actually does things because they like to
bluecaith: like people that were banned, staff members, vets, people that run clans...and the average member
MrlennonLegend: I think we lost the plot in this interview somewhere and turned into sissies
MrlennonLegend: Probably right after we were done talking about porno
bluecaith: haven't you learnt nothing from past interviews
MrlennonLegend: Afraid not
bluecaith: the point of all of them are quickly lost
MrlennonLegend: Ahh
Fake End #2
Interview with Mystery Guest
MrlennonLegend: Well in that case, I'll interview you now. What's your name, age and your location, for future mockery
bluecaith: Caith Xiolua, 19, the UP
MrlennonLegend: What the hell is the UP?
bluecaith: (upper pennisula for those that are outside the states)
MrlennonLegend: Yeah I knew that
bluecaith: it's Michigan and Wisconsins and Canada's love child
MrlennonLegend: Incestruous lovechild?
bluecaith: yep yep
MrlennonLegend: Jolly good, so anyways Caith, what is it that you're passionate about? What do you love in life?
bluecaith: ... besides Art and Music...it would be travelling
MrlennonLegend: So you want to see the world? Not content with UP then?
bluecaith: well I've already seen a good deal of it, and the UP is ass backwards, there's no way I could be content with it... i'm only in the UP for college
MrlennonLegend: Where have you been?
bluecaith: *takes out list* I lived in Germany, India, Argentina, Italy, France, Egypt and Ireland*
MrlennonLegend: Germany...
bluecaith: I've been to countless place tho. yes germany...my homeland
MrlennonLegend: Are you part of..the plot?
bluecaith: ...Um, um. what plot? *whispers* ( i say play along and no one gets hurt)
MrlennonLegend: Ever been to England?
bluecaith: No, but I want to make my way there
MrlennonLegend: Damn, would have been easier when you were in ireland. How long did you go to ireland for anyway?
bluecaith: that would make too much sense to go in some kinda order. I was in ireland for a bit over 9 months
MrlennonLegend: Nice, so moving on, what are you studying at UP?
bluecaith: right now I'm a CS major...but I think I'm gonna transfer to an art school
MrlennonLegend: What's CS?
bluecaith: persue my dream of doing something in the art...CS is computer Science
MrlennonLegend: So your passions are art and music but you're doing computer Science? Kind of a radical change of direction don't you think, so what posessed you to do that?
bluecaith: I wanted to be a comp engineer
MrlennonLegend: Why?
bluecaith: I soon got bored with it because it was too BLAH... didn't allow you to be creative
MrlennonLegend: I know the feeling, I started a computing A level a couple of years back and I had to drop it after a month. I just got pissed off sitting there staring at a screen
bluecaith: that's bout right
MrlennonLegend: So what kind of art course will you do? Fine art, illustration,photography?
bluecaith: probably fine arts and photography and landscape. somewhere along those lines
MrlennonLegend: Good man. Maybe we should finish this interview up soon, I'm starving and you know how I love my food
bluecaith: i know i know... it's all in your hands my comrade
bluecaith: *coughKoAfor repubbiescough*
MrlennonLegend: So I'll ask one last question to get an insight into your inner depths Caith, if you could be any member of the pub who would it be and why?
bluecaith: hmmm
MrlennonLegend: I think that cough's contagious
MrlennonLegend: *coughKoAfor repubbiescough*
MrlennonLegend: Yep, it is
bluecaith: heh it's been getting a bit worse lately...
bluecaith: *coughKoAfor repubbiescough*
bluecaith: ahem sorry about that. ok
MrlennonLegend: Answer the damn question ***** *grips truncheon*
bluecaith: ok you bloody....ahem to be honest I wouldn't want to be anyone at the 'pub. The reason is simple. I like who I am, and I do what I do best. No one pleases me enough for me to want to be them, thus I want to be no one else but me
MrlennonLegend: What a stunning answer
bluecaith: ahem I'm not done. plus I could never deal with being a star or no body just plain ol xiolua is fine enough for me
MrlennonLegend: Sure, whatever man. Well, thanks for your time Caith, I'm glad you took the time to take part in this.
bluecaith: lol indeed it was fun
MrlennonLegend: So I guess until next time that's a wrap
bluecaith: hey that's my line...thanks again Simon definately a good "interview"
MrlennonLegend: You're welcome Xio, take care mate
bluecaith: ya too... go get food now damnit
MrlennonLegend: *waves as he disappears with xio like powers*
bluecaith: lol bloody thief |
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If yuh real badman nuh fraid fi buss gun (WOO!!!)
When mi a come up don't stand up just run
Mi mek blood stain fi get a custom
(BLOCKA BLOCKA!!!!) First serve to first come (HA!!!!)
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God, I laughed my ass off for a good part of that...
*thumbs up*
I loved those lines
Theo nes that went
*cough*koaforrupubbies*cough* |
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100% Creamy Goodness
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| Good stuff there man *coughkoaforrepubbiescough* |
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You have on enew message:
Hay Kris, its Bowie, I'm at the path station, i was wondering if ic an crash on your couch. They locked me out of my apartment. In my spare time here at the station i just interviewed some british guy that I don't know. He thinks I'm a pedofile. =( |
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"Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT"
(Cobain 14:12-17)
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| But where's my ****ing interview? |
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Leave me alone. 
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Wow, arent these interviews great *coughkoaforrepubbiescough* xD
When do I get my interview? |
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| Never ever refer to me as British, no true Englishman, Scotsman or even to a lesser extent Welshman would ever call themselves British. |
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Bastard
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