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Celebrity Death Match Contest [RP PRIZE]
09.27.02, 14:42:16
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I am offering a prize of 10,000RP to someone who can write a funny and witty Celebrity Death Match that includes two or more FFR members.
There will be 3 prizes:
1st Prize - 10, 000RP
2nd Prize - 5000RP
3rd Prize - 2500RP
This is the criteria I'm looking for:
An amusing, fast paced, script style piece of writing where two (or more) members of FFR face one another in a death match, much like "Celebrity Death Match" on T.V. It can involve past or present members. You needn't be an experienced writer, I am not basing this on grammer or spelling. This is about comedy!  Keep your choices of character in...well...character! Example:
flawexact chokes Kazuki with his pimp daddy chains!
Get it? 
The set up:
On Friday 11th of October, all entries will need to be in. Then there will be a poll posted on the 13th. This is the base round The poll will be open for a week and then the top 5 will be selected from the poll (presuming I have 5 entries). Then the finals (yes, straight to the finals) where the members will pick the best 3. You understand? The set up has changed a bit but it's easy enough to see. The members decide the winner so bribary is optional
So, are you up for it? No experience needed, just "Make 'em laugh!" *Stickies* |
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Last edited by Mederu : 09.28.02 at 08:31:36.
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Tonight on Celebrity Death Match we have the match everyone has been waitng for...Afterlab goes up agianst the Undefeated administratot Desert Rose...This match has been long in the making..Afterlab has been calling Desert Rose out for over a month..Furious at his insults Rose has finally accepted the challenge.
Lets go down to the ring as Mills Lane gives the instructions..
Lane- I want a tough unclean fight..The fight doesnt stop until one of you is dead..Lets get it on.
The fight is underway..Desert Rose and Afterlab come to the middle of the ring..Lab swings and hits Rose..He's pounding away..He is smashing her face in the turnbuckle..Rose counters and now she is smashing his face into the turnbuckle..Rose pulls out her Bisexual laser gun..Oh no if she shoots him with that he will turn bi..She shoots and hits him..Lab starts walking around the ring like a female..He blows a kiss at Mills Lane..Mills is furious..He punches Lab in the face..Rose takes advantage and kicks him in the groin..It looks like Rose will win this one..Wait..Whats this..Lab grabs a computer and smahes Rose over the head..He going for his signature move...The battle system summoner..He summons all the souls from the Battle system past and present and they tear Rose apart...
Lane- It's over..The winner is Afterlab..Keep that thing away from me.
Afterlab is chasing Lane down..Run Lane run..Oh no..He catches him..He's kissing Lane..Someone help him..
Thats all from Celebrity Deathmatch. |
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 That's great! Stuff like that is smashing! ^_^ you've gotta keep the character in though, like with the "bisexual laser" I liked that one. |
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| lol this is a great idea i'll get writing soon. i assume u want all entries to be posted here? |
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random banter here
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I'll write 1 when I have teh time
That was funny BS |
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The arena lights dim to a vague off-black. The announcers afterlab and Desert Rose enter their announcing stations and claim their microphones. The fight is between two lovestruck behemoths: Attrox and flawexact. They are fighting for Desert Rose's love as they put their lives on the line. Let us go to the ring.
DR: They have both entered the ring and are now preparing to fight to the death; this should be quite enjoyable.
AL: *mutters* ...That's only because they're fighting over you...
DR: Bugger off, Eric, I think you're just jealous.
AL: Well, you've got a point there, but that's a different story. It appears as if they are ready to proceed with the fight.
DR: Our referee for the night will be Josuke, who was previously madly in love with me! *giggles uncontrollably*
AL: Let's head down to the ring for the fight!
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW |
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A E R O S O L
I AM BLACK, JEWISH, AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, I PROMISE
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Citan :Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch my mentally challenged viewers(Now in this post imagine Citan as an Aussie)
Desert Rose :Tonight might be the best night of the century,say.In the lower corner we find ourselves meeting,the great,the sweaty,Aerosoul!!!!(Croud cheers)(Oh yeah Desert Rose is a 60's gangsta)
Citan:And in the upper corner we find the great,the intelligent,AfterlabAnd look at him as he prepares the match by sticking a monkey who was stuffed with 79 viagra pills,5 steroids and dipped in to Boiling Pepper Water and putting him on his shoulder.(Crowd applauds loudly and a Fat Opera Ladys top flies up)
Desert Rose:Well then lets get the party started(Ding Fart Fart)
Afterlab:Im gonna kick your little candy ass.
Desert Rose:We’ll see about that Mr. Pink Teddy Bear underwear.
Citan:This surely the match of the century.Amazing to see these two titans just try to destroy each other.
Desert Rose:Correct Citan but oh my god.Mother of Kryptonite!!!Look!!!Afterlab takes out a bleeding knife out of Aerosouls ear and starts stabbing his chest and his lower and very lower torso!!!Looks like this match will end very soon.
Citan:But wait…WAIT…Aresoul out of know where grabs Afterlabs Pink Teddybear underpants and stretches them all over his back ,over his head and over his eyes, leaving afterlab completely misguided walking like a chicken with no head in the ring.But that’s not all…Aerosoul takes a sledge hammer and slices afterlab into 2 pieces and no head.
Afterlab:Well I haven’t lost yet.I have monkey!Go monkey attack!
Desert Rose:Look at the monkey go scratching tissue after tissue of flesh off Aerosouls flesh.The 70 Viagra Pills,Peppermint Water and steroids have now taken effect on Monkey.Oh my god!!!Monkey rips the skin out of Aresoul leaving him BAD TO THE BONE!
Citan:This truly incredible.The highly trained monkey gets some glue and glues Aresouls skin on afterlab restoring his body!!!
Sephiroth Elite:Looks like Afterlab and Monkey win the battle(Raises up hand)Ding Ding Dong!!!!!
Citan"Well look at the turn of events.Thank you for watching viewers and stay tune tomorrow for Michael Jackson against Eton John!Oh yeah and Kazor at home look inside your underwear,I left the control remote there.Sorry viewers but you don't wanna know how it got there."
THE CROUD CHEERS AND EVERYONE THROWS THEIR HATS UP IN THE AIR THOUGH I SEE ALSO SOME UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR TOO
No animals including monkeys where harmed during the making of this show
THE END
That was kinda cheesy but atleast I thought it was funny |
Last edited by Sephiroth Elite : 09.27.02 at 17:07:17.
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