That's why everyone was slagging off my story at the end. I won enough Repubbies to kill a small herd of minature goats, I don't need this too *laughs*
Besides, I've already got the RP *runs off*
well look who thinks shes all high and mighty all of a sudden *chases rei down and steals rp then rides away on one of her goats*
also again u might wanna sticky this we have a few weeks till voting starts thats alot of time for a thread to become inactive and float to tha bottom.
ok here I go. Im just gonna type as i go along.(Im using my friends in this but noone knows them cos their not on much(or you could say never anymore)
Anouncer person thingy:WELCOME TO TODAY'S CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!!
announcer person 2: TONIGHT WE HAVE A SPECIAL MATCH!!THE BATTLE OF THE INACTIVES!!!!
APT1:In this corner iiiissss Venom claws!!!(In real life he's a hairy Iraqi)
*VC stretches his muscles and shows his armpit hairs*
APT2h that's disgusting.well in the other corner iiiisss Ben Jango!!!(in real life he's a short South African with a really loud voice)
*BJ steps in and puts his arms up but the crowd is silent*
APT1:well this match is gonna be exciting!!
Ref person thingy:I want a nice inactive fight.Now lets get it on!!!
APT1:Ben Jango charges at Venomclaws!!
APT2h my!!he gets stuck in VC's hair,VC laughs at his pathetic attept.
*suddenly it looks like all of VC's hairs are vibrating*
APT1:wow!BJ is using his special move already!!his super sound blaster!!
*suddenly inside all of VC's hairs a huge sound wave bursts out and flings VC to the other end of the ring.BJ stands up and the crowd goes wild*
APT2:whoa that must have hurt!!
APT1:nah hes got all that protection on him!!
*both starts laughing*
APT1:VC's getting up, he looks hurt, hmm?hes reaching into his hairs!!
APT2:he's taking something out!!It's a cellphone??and he's talking on it!!
*BJ looks annoyed then suddenly terrorists blow up a hole in the ceiling and start climbing in*
APT1:Oh No!!VC just called his Taliban brothers to help him out in the fight!!.
APT2:Oh my they've grabbed BJ now and VC's walked over to him
APT1:This is so much of an unfair fight!!
*VC starts to punch BJ in the gut but suddenly US marines storm into the arena and start having a holy war with the Al Qaeda forces*
APT2:Oh no!!this fight is turning into a #@!$# war!!everyone take cover!!!*and dives under the table while APT1 is still sitting there enjoying everything*
APT2:what the $#@$ are you doing!!take cover!!
APT1:Im enjoying the fig..*suddenly a knife comings flying over and hits APT1 in the head*
APT2:woohoo now I get the show all to my self!!y.....*suddenly a terrorist jumps on him and kills him*
*while all that was happening VC is standing in the battle ground laughing*
*BJ comes out behind a group of marines and stares VC in face and then looks a bit constipated*
*BJ kneels down and VC looks at him and laughs*
*suddenly a humungous shock wave is blasted from BJ and half of the world is blown away and BJ satnds on a remaining piece of the earth looking in confusion*
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Yet Again, I Let My Fears and Sense of Procrastination Destroy Me and Shatter My Dreams...
It doesn't have to be incredibly long, Jazz. It only has to be funny. All entrants will all recieve 500RP for just entering but I will be monitoring entrants so a two line death match wont get anything
That's why everyone was slagging off my story at the end. I won enough Repubbies to kill a small herd of minature goats, I don't need this too 
h that's disgusting.well in the other corner iiiisss Ben Jango!!!(in real life he's a short South African with a really loud voice)
