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Ok, I didn't read anyone else's "stories" before this so I could attempt and my ideas in my head. I haven't seen a celeb deathmatch on TV before so sorry if my writing style is different. Soo... here goes...
Attrox: "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to tonights celebrity deathmatch. In one corner we have the undefeated champion, Desert Rose. In the other corner we have the challenger... Batman!"
Winter Nights: "Desert Rose is dressed in a most interesting way tonight isn't she Attrox. The wonder woman outfit quite suits her."
Attrox: "Shhh.. I chose it for her. *whistles* I mean er... let the battle begin!"
Winter Nights:" Desert Rose and Batman are circling each other... Desert Rose decides to try the old wrestling thing, bouncing off the sides."
Attrox: "Oh no, she misses! Quick come back by Desert Rose though, she clings onto Batman's cape."
Winter Nights: "Batman's being dragged down by Desert Rose now, ouch that must hurt!"
Attrox: "Looks like Batman has caught on now. He's pulling on Desert Rose's wonder women cape."
Winter Nights: "Hmm... this cape clinging and circling reminds me an awful lot of a dog chasing it's tail..."
Attrox: "It looks like they're getting dizzy now. Desert Rose is swaying."
Winter Nights: "And she's down and Batman's gone down with her."
Attrox: "Desert Rose is using her special move now, what the audience has called 'cat fight' look at her scratch Batman."
Winter Nights: "Batman seems to be putting zero resistance and seems to be trying to escape."
Attrox: "Yes, and it looks like all of Batman's fans that came from across the country are looking quite disappointed."
Winter Nights: "Oh wow, Desert Rose has managed to scratch away Batman's mask."
Attrox: "Oh my gosh! Batman is actually AFTERLAB!"
Winter Nights: "Wow, all of Bat...erlab's fans have gone wild! They're charging towards the ring!"
Attrox: "Security has stepped in... Looks like there are too many of them!"
Winter Nights: "They're climbing into the ring! Baterlab's fans are climbing into the ring."
Attrox: "Looks like Baterlab is trying to get out of the ring, and fast. Desert Rose has him cornered now and has him in headlock."
Winter Nights: "Seems as though Desert Rose has won this one, Baterlab is going blue!"
Attrox: "No wait! I can't believe this! Baterlab's fans have managed to pull Desert Rose off Baterlab and thrown her to the floor of the ring."
Winter Nights: "Desert Rose is down! She's down, and the fans are trampling over her!"
Referee: "1, 2, 3..."
Attrox: "Surely the referee won't make this a legitimate win."
Referee: "...4, 5, 6..."
Winter Nights: "Baterlab is signing autographs now [/amused tone]"
Referee: "...7, 8, 9..."
Attrox: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"
Referee: "...10! BATERLAB IS THE WINNER!!"
Attrox: "NOOOOOO!"
Fans: *scream and jump etc*
Winter Nights: "Well folks, it looks like we have a new champion. Join us next week for another edition of Celebrity Deathmatch." |
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that was hillarious!
