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| Wot do u guys think about mine.Cmon be honest and say the truth. |
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Here we go!
The arena lights dim to a vague off-black. The announcers afterlab and Desert Rose enter their announcing stations and claim their microphones. The fight is between two lovestruck behemoths: Attrox and flawexact. They are fighting for Desert Rose's love as they put their lives on the line. Let us go to the ring.
Desert Rose: They have both entered the ring and are now preparing to fight to the death; this should be quite enjoyable.
Afterlab: *mutters* ...That's only because they're fighting over you...
Desert Rose: Bugger off, Eric, I think you're just jealous.
Afterlab: Well, you've got a point there, but that's a different story. It appears as if they are ready to proceed with the fight.
Desert Rose: Our referee for the night will be Josuke, who was previously madly in love with me! *giggles uncontrollably*
Afterlab: Let's head down to the ring for the fight!
Desert Rose: *interviews flawexact* Do you think you're ready for this fight?
flaw: *cries and grovels incoherently*
Afterab: It appears the old 'Aerosoul' is a bit 'flawed' at the moment! *laughs in solitude while everyone just stares at Afterlab*
Desert Rose: Riiight...
Afterlab: *interviews Attrox* Are you ready to defend your yourself in the ultimate test of love?
Attrox: ...
Afterlab: Excellent! Let us begin!
OWA_: *grabs popcorn and waves from the stands* HI MOM!
Josuke: Lets get ready to ruuuuuumble!
Desert Rose: It appears the fight has begun. flawexact begins the match by picking up a steel chair and...OOH! That's got to hurt!
Afterlab: flawexact tripped over his shoelaces and smashed his face into the steel chair! Attrox is making his next move...he grabs the chair and slams it down on flawexact's head!
flaw: Why, why, why? If I was admin, everything would be all better!
Afterlab: *screams to flawexact* But you're not, so shut up and fight, young'n! *pants aggressively*
Desert Rose: *glares at Afterlab* Easy, there tiger! Mitch pulls flawexact my the legs and kicks him straight in the nuts! Boy am I glad I've got Mitch, flawexact isn't going to be doing much 'blueflowing' from his 'spraycan', if you know what I mean!
Afterlab: *laughs heartily*
flaw: *whimpers*
Attrox: Take this, virgin! *grunts*
flaw: I'm not an -- oooh! *coughs*
Desert Rose: It appears Attrox has...oh my...err...*blushes*
Afterlab: It appears Attrox has done the unthinkable -- he's stabbed good ol' aerosoul in the chest with his 15-inch love stick!
Desert Rose: That's my love stick. 
Afterlab: But wait! flawexact is getting up! What is he doing? Oh...oh my gosh...everyone, clear the arena! This is serious!
Desert Rose: Oh...my...god...
Attrox: *whimpers* Mommy...
klasko: *flings **** at flawexact and runs away*
rake: *shrugs and leaves the arena and works on FFD*
Afterlab: Its...its...its...FLAWEXACT'S ALMIGHTY BANISHING SWORD! He's used it many times before, but this time he's serious! Oh god...move out everyone...move!
Black Dragoon: Heh, figures. *whistles and joins klasko in the flinging of *****
Element: *plays 'Taps' on trombone then runs away*
flaw: Muahahahaha! Muahahahahaha! Muh...huh?! *grunts and hits the floor*
Afterlab: Well, what do you know? It appears that Desert Rose has thwacked the unthwackable and defeated flawexact herself! It's official! The winners: Attrox and Desert Rose!
Desert Rose: *kicks flawexact in the nuts* You're my pimp, but not my lover, sweetie! *blows a kiss and walks away provacatively*
Attrox: *whistles and chases after Desert Rose*
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I AM BLACK, JEWISH, AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, I PROMISE
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heheh that one was awesome  . I'm surprised you didn't win it though flawexact, afterall it was your Death Match. Hey are we gonna be voting on these? If not is it just Desert Rose picking the top 3? |
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| If I make one, I'll let Rei win and she will be impressed and I get the price money. |
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| We vote on it... BTW-------I add more every day so check on it! |
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| Yeah. Friday 11th of October, all entries will need to be in. Then there will be a poll posted on the 13th. This is the base round The poll will be open for a week and then the top 5 will be selected from the poll (presuming I have 5 entries). Then the finals (yes, straight to the finals) where the members will pick the best 3. You understand? The set up has changed a bit but it's easy enough to see. |
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| I'm writeing a story I think everyone will REALLY enjoy and find entertaining. I'll submit it on the 10th or 11th. |
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| If it's about you killing Rei, then be sure to keep it...err...clean? |
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All these are awesome! 
