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Interactive Story 2
03.02.02, 22:02:03
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This is a second attempt at a second interactive story.
Afterlab was busy at home working on his FFR Card when Crono popped into his house along with his devious accomplice omnipresent and stole verything in his house. Afterlab was left scared and confused. He then called the real administrator of FFR, Funktion and asked him to get to the bottom of the mess. Funktion was reluctant at first, but when Afterlab promised to give him 2000 RP when he returned, Funktion gladly accepted the deal. Funktion took his baseball bat, his 2x4, his championship belt, his beer cap, his pet dog Fufu, his servant Sanosuke, and his other indentured servant, Eternal Doom, and headed out of the door. He was about to hop into his car when.... |
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A E R O S O L
I AM BLACK, JEWISH, AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, I PROMISE
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| Tuh. In Trigun, Legato kills Wolfwood, as I will you, here. |
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| But before Sanosuke can do that HugglesthePanda comes out of nowhere and says I'm a Panda from Egypt. After hearing this Sano ... |
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| ...For a second before Funktion wakes from his dream and walks into his bathroom where Afterlab attacks him and steals 1000 RP and Angel Armor from him. Suddenly, it appears all is lost before... |
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| Samurai and Sanosuke burst into his room arguing with each other. But before they get to tell funktion what they are arguing about they see... |
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| ...Drakan who shouldercharges them both into a wall rendering them unconcious. He then stealls their RP and runs off laughing hysterically. |
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| Thus starting Sanosuke's and Samurai quest to retrive their items and rp but before they begin their adventure funktion says... |
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| ..."I gotta take a crap...hold on." Then as funktion entered the bathroom and did his business. He was about to wipe when he discovered there was no more toiler paper! It appeared all was lost when... |
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| some rascals trying to tp funktion's house accidentely threw a roll through the window. But before funktion could wipe he saw... |
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| ...Sanosuke snickering. As he was wiping, Funktion asked, "Why the hell are you laughing?" Sanosuke then grimly stated, "The TP...it is coated with a lotion...of which...burns the skin." Funktion screamed in horrow as the hemorroids swelled and just when Funktion was getting the Hemorrid... |
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