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****ing Bugs!!
10.21.06, 06:40:05
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I'm having issues again!
This time I woke up to some intense itching (and since I wasn't conscious, I spent a lot of time sratching). When I was finally aware enough to realize that I had been bitten several times, I made a mad dash for the bathroom to recover my Benodryl and spray like a mad woman! The antagonist's plan was foiled!!! (or would be in a matter of three or so minutes when the stuff actually got hte chance to work)!!!!
So then I cautiously made my way back into my room, and stood staring at my bed for a good two mintues wondering what the hell I should do. "I'm kind of tired, but there's something living and CRAWLING in my bed." So I decided to do the most rational thing I could think of...stand there and think about it some more until I convinced myself that actually seeing whatever it was that bit me is a good idea. This process took a good four minutes.
I crawled under my bed to pull out some new sheets and realized, "****! I HAVE NO FITTED SHEETS!" So apparently I have to find a Bed Bath and Beyond tomorrow/today. Then I cautiously removed each comforter, quilt, blanket, sheet, pillow and pillowcase from my bed inspecting it for something creepy and crawly.
Guess what I found!!!!
Spoiler : click to show/hide [ NOTHING! ]
Which is pretty sweet if you think about it.
The only thing that was in my room (besides my cat, mountains of clothes and disheveled bed items) was a fly...which I repeatedly assulted with Lysol. I called my roommate in to kill it (since I apparently was having problems doing so), and he smacked it with a book...and it disappeared. Which again...is pretty sweet if you think about it.
So now I'm sitting in a room that is 1) connected to an alternate dimension, 2) can push things into the 4th dimension, or 3) is messing with my brain (because I don't even see the bites anymore...what the ****?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?).
I will give you 250 RP if you help me...because I'm broke, and do not own the game of Monopoly (otherwise I'd send you a briefcase full of unmarked pink fiftees)...RP is hella useful anyways...*cough* |
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Welcome to The Church of What's Happenin' Now
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Oh poor you,
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Why did you ****ing do that for. |
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finalwishf.uk.to
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| I don't know...suspense...or something. xD |
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| NOOO! I HATE ALIENS! More than I hate bugs, zombies and fish sauce combined. |
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| Do you hate more than ALIENS, a ALIEN bug zombie |
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| It sure isn't me reaching through the dimensional rips to pester you for ****s and giggles. |
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Quoth FullMetal_Heart:
hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and ****ing *******s....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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Welcome to Silent Hill..."The Room", in this place there is a bunch of wonderful little "friends" that are dying to give you a "hug". Please, do not be afraid, unless if you are unarmed that is, find a weapon and don't look at the dark thing that is crawling under your bed, seriusly you don't want to look...remember that is all in your head......there is nothing happening...really.......
Ohh and one more thing....just make sure that you are able to get out of your room if by some reason it begins to get pitch black and if you hear weird voices coming from under your bed....you don't want to be there when that happens.......... |
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Quoth Moondoggie:
Bastards should just die. Nothing ever looks decent once you put it in your profile. And if it does, they **** it up somehow.
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I can't agree more with this quote...thanks Moondoggie...
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