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Worst/Best Pickup line you ever heard.
02.03.03, 16:01:35
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Post here the stupidest or the best pickup line you've ever heard or better yet used! But then again i've never heard a good one 
The worst i've heard was:
Did it hurt? Woman/Man: Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven. |
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Don't blame me for falling in love, you tripped me
i just thought it was pretty funny, but better then a lot i've heard , some are REALLY pathetic |
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Quoth FullMetal_Heart:
hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and ****ing *******s....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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lol that's a good one. I've never it b4.  . Yeah i agree some are pretty pathetic, well actually all of them are ...i got another. one...
do you like blueberries or strawberries? man/woman: Why? cuz i wanna know what kinda pancakes to order you in the morning. lol its funny and pathetic! j/k |
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Man: Is that a mirror?
Woman: What? Where?
Man: In your pants, cause I see myself in them! |
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Ian Gordon
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http://www.ian-gordon.net
"Have mercy on the fools"
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Good'n good'n.  man i'm gettin a lotta amusement on this thread.
Man: Do you believe in love at 1st sight?
Woman: No. Why?
Man: Then do i need to walk by again? oh man thats also x-tremely bad. lol |
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lol here a couple one liners:
Person: I lost my teddy can I sleep with you tonight?
Person: I lost my phone number can I have yours?
Person: Had you fallen from heaven any faster you might have gotten hurt.
Pathetic yes, ever used them, HELL NO! I might post a few dirty ones later |
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Person: The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD That's the best one. Someone told me another one that they actually used too...
Him: Excuse me madam, you appear to have dropped a piece of ass. Mind if I grab it for you?
xD Classics. |
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| rotflmao. nice one Dew Drop! man i'm getting more enjoyment out of this thread than i thought! |
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Here are 2 classic ones:
"Excuse me, can you help me? I seem to have dropped my Medal of Honor some where around here?"
"Hey, babe whats your sign?" (as in zodiac) I used this one and got the evil eye from it.... it was funny though |
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