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One-hundred and two reasons to hate reality.
03.31.02, 04:35:28
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1 - In reality, I am not God.
2 - In reality, I for some reason still think I'm God.
3 - In reality, I cannot dodge bullets.
4 - In reality, I cannot make money readily available.
5 - In reality, I for some reason still believe I can do the above.
6 - In reality, 'wizzle' is not a word. It should be.
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7 - In reality, I'm still ugly.
8 - In reality, I still bring him bad grades despite being able to shoot down every single terrorist in CS.
9 - In reality, my meager skills of online socialization is worthless.
10 - In reality, I still get yelled at because my room isn't as organized as my computer.
11 - In reality, I can't repeat what I said earlier by copying and pasting unless I say it again verbally like a moron.
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I ran out of ideas. Fun stuff, this. ^_^ |
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12 - In reality, I'm not David Silvera.
13 - In reality, I'm not half as cool as I think I am.
14 - In reality, I can't go to sleep with the press of a button like my PC.
15 - In reality, you can get STDs from sex, unlike online.
16 - In reality, I wouldn't have the balls to say the above in front of someone. I was kidding, too.
17 - In reality, I'd be swearing my head off in an argument, but I don't online.
18 - In reality, no-one is going to excuse me from mankind and give me cool powers.
19 - In reality, Lara Croft's polygonal jumblies aren't real.
20 - In reality, Lara Croft's polygonal jumblies arouse me, even though I think they don't.
21 - In reality, I shouldn't be discussing imaginary breasts. But hey, reality sucks and ignorance rules.
22 - In reality, '1337' is not a world-known language.
23 - In reality, it is impossible to make a perfect exdee facial expression.
24 - In reality, I am an alcoholic.
25 - In reality, I am also a pr0n-holic.
26 - In reality, I do not 'rotflmfao', or 'lmao'. 'Ar-oh-tee-eff-el-em-eff-ay-oh!' Hey, cool. I do.
27 - In reality, I the above statement is false.
28 - In reality, I deal with trouble using lies and self-created illusions.
29 - The above statement is equovical. Equovical to what, you say? Exactly.
30 - I managed to ramble on until thirty. Give me a cookie. |
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31 : In reality, im not rich
32 : In reality, i dont have briteny spears awaiting my command
33 : In reality, my webhost keeps forgetting to set up my account 
34 : In reality, FFX isn't out in the UK |
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40 : In reality, I do not have all these asian models at my beck and call
41 : In reality, I am not a genius
42 : In reality, I am not super rich
43 : In reality, I can not predict the stock market and become rich off of it
44 : In reality, I can not pretend to screw a girl 5 min after i meet her with the opening line, hey, asl?
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45. In reality, rap is a popular music genre...
46. In reality, girls don't care if you're nice
47. In reality, parents make stupid rules
48. In reality, typing "in reality" over and over is damned annoying... |
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49. In reality, Drakan doesn't remember he can Copy-Paste the last post....
50. In reality, I can't be online and get schoolwork done, while at forums...
51. In reality, Being a moderator, might get you disliked. (???)
52. In reality, you can't make the world more beuitiful with PhotoShop 6.0
53. In reality, listening to the music really loud, is bad.
54. In reality, your printer runs out of ink.
55. In reality, you can die. But my Avatar and Sig will live on FOREVER! Mwahahahah! (Maybe... :\ )
-FFGnome |
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In reality, I cannot fly without the use of machines
In reality, they don't have "fun parks" like in Ferenhiet 451 where you can break things(except in Japanese stress clinics)
In reality, "Ferenhiet" is not spelled like that
In reality, Mars is not terreformed, nor is it colonized
In reality, there are no commercial flights to the moon
In reality, nobody actually watches "Pilot Candidate" except me |
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So says the panda!
 
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