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Things not to say on a first date
11.29.02, 15:11:38
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I wouldn't consider this a game thread but if think it should be in the playground then go ahead and move it. List some funny things you shouldn't say on a first date.
*At dinner* Damn do you have 25 bucks? All I keep in my wallet is condoms.
Damn that chick has a nice ass. Don't you think so?
O damn its that guy i kinda know. Quick make out with me so I'll look cool.
You aren't a guy are you?
Are you sure?
I'm getting bored. Can we can eat after sex? |
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random banter here
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Is this going anywhere 'cause i have another date in 5 min.
PAY!!!!!!! I'm broke. |
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| Now, the thing about the ass comment is that it can really be benefitial in some circumstances. |
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1. Do you masurbate?
2. I live with my parents. *for older people*
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are your boobs real?? *i luv this one* 
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| If they actually answer number four though, you gotta check and see. They could be lying. |
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Uhmmmm why do i read this now and not earlier.....well anyway..
- damn...i think i love you...
- your house or mine?
- are your parents at home
lol......their silly XD |
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| "I've wanted to **** you since the day I saw you!" <---- I've actually had that one said to me.......>_< |
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reiye
"I've wanted to **** you since the day I saw you!" <---- I've actually had that one said to me.......>_<
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wow.......that must have been weird...but i'm curious...how did you react.....hit him with your limit skills? |
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"Want to get married?"
"If you eat me, I'll eat you."
"I'll pay you to go on another date with me."
"I'm I getting paid for this?"
"Do I have to buy you everything?"
"If we have sex now, doesn't that mean we can just keep having sex without all those weird personal feelings?"
- That's all for now.  |
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chocotje
wow.......that must have been weird...but i'm curious...how did you react.....hit him with your limit skills?
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I slapped him around the face of course and went home. I don;t appreciate being asked out just because the guy thinks he's gonna get to lay me on the first date. It's really pathetic. |
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