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Default  The 'Take everything literally thread'!
03.23.02, 04:39:59
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The object is quite simple, really. All you do is look at all of the figurative language people use, and take it literally. (For this thread only of course)

E.G;

"Go take a long walk off a short pier"

*takes a long walk*

"It's raining cats and dogs"

*Steps in a poodle*
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Default  03.23.02, 04:42:53
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*jazza nocks a vase over*

could someone give me a hand ?
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Default  03.23.02, 06:42:57
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FOAD:

*lunges at "Off", does censored things, and dies*
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Default  03.23.02, 07:01:34
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Can you BE any stupider?

-FFGnome

EDIT: XDDD Imagine someone actually taking that literally....
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Default  03.23.02, 07:20:29
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Well, there is a certain person on INA (Lewkowski) who I have asked that question numerous times... and his actions gave me the answer "yes" several times, later on.... *sighs*

Expression: Go to hell!

"Okay. *goes find the long staircase down*"
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Default  03.24.02, 01:42:28
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FFGnome: "EAT A BAG OF HELL!"
Kura: Where do I find one of those??
FFGnome:


-FFGnome
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Default  03.24.02, 04:15:11
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You spelled Aeris Forever wrong, in your sig, FFG...

"It's lonely at the top"

*climbs Mount Everest*

hey, whaddya know, it IS lonely at the top!
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Default  03.24.02, 08:31:36
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but what if someone told you a joke and you said

"haha , you guys kill me"

im sure you can guess what would happen
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Default  03.24.02, 16:15:10
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"well I'll be damned"

*a big hole opens and caves in down to Hell*
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Default  03.25.02, 11:13:52
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