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MPA - Zane vs. Zexion (Polar Bear Battle)
12.22.06, 09:30:35
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My Personal Army Presents
Zane vs. Zexion
In
P O L A R B E A R D E A T H M A T C H
Preamble
- Zane, Zexion: your combative ways have cemented you in my mind as fierce warrior spirits. Unfortunately, you've taken it upon yourselves to quarrel with each other. This cannot stand. You will fight to the death, as polar bears; the kings of the arctic, the slayers of walruses, the white knights of frigid climes. Noble and deadly, the polar bear represents the finest combat Soldiers our outfit has to offer.
Goals
- As stated, this is a fight to the death, but keep in mind that it is still a fight. I want to see who can best his foe in the rigors of combat. I am looking for some awesome, funny, or extremely inventive and outlandish methods to win this fight, and I want there to be at least three rounds before a victor is decided. Discussion for the fight can be held in the Club thread (link in my signature for easy access).
Rules
- Each reply must be at least 7 sentences
- No cheap instant kills will work
- Weird **** is allowed (creative weapons, reinforcements from other species, etc.)
- The battle will last 3 rounds of attack and counterattack, after which a panel will decide who the victor is. If undecided, an additional sudden death round may be added
Victory/Defeat
- Each participant will be affected in a beneficial or detrimental way depending on the outcome of this battle.
- If the victory is overwhelming, a promotion to Elite Polar Bear Soldier is possible
- If the victory is minor, a promotion to the next rank is possible
- If the loss is overwhelming, an honorable discharge from the army is possible
- If the loss is minor, a demotion to the lower rank is possible (if already lowest rank, you will remain thus)
It has been determined by coin toss that Zane will have the first strike. Go, troops, into valiant battle! |
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You will fight to the death, as polar bears; the kings of the arctic, the slayers of walruses, the white knights of frigid climes. Noble and deadly, the polar bear represents the finest combat Soldiers our outfit has to offer.
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Can I just be my character from the RP? |
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Quoth The Liztress:
Muse is awesome.
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No, you're a polar bear. Start acting like one.
If you're concerned about RP bios, here's one that you both will use:
You are a fully-developed, white polar bear that lives in the arctic. You like the cold, can swim well in freezing water, and have powerful jaws and sharp teeth for killing walruses and everything else.
That's it. The rest you can make up in the fight. |
Last edited by Honest Abel : 12.22.06 at 10:15:52.
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okay...Man that's degrading.
ROOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!The polar ummm...roared. and pulled out his giant sword. |
Last edited by L : 12.22.06 at 22:07:20.
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| 10 RP on Zexion! I've got 10 on Zexion! |
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[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/lebatte/***pink.png[/img]
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| The winner of this match will win an extra point of love from me. |
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[img]http://********.co.uk/Jay/***signature.gif[/img]
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Quoth FullMetal_Heart:
hahahaha....sorry roxas im past that point...i have been destroyed...why do u think i call myself fullmetal_heart... cuz my heart waz destroyed by girls and ****ing *******s....so it became dark and cold and the tiny fragments of my heart pieced together and my heart became fullmetal....i love only myself,i care only for myself....i live to kill others and taste their blood and its sooo sweet.....thats wut my parents did 2 me,they twisted me,and screwed me and made me that way...but im not completely hopeless...so dont give up on me...and thus...i AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...so i destroy anyone who gets in my way...and soon people will pay...i'll kill them all...
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Quoth Zane Blander:
okay...Man that's degrading.
ROOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!The polar ummm...roared. and pulled out his fully charged particle beam cannon. |
z0m9!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!
pwnzorrd!!1
Godmodding. I request a disqualification and request that I be crowned King of the Internets. |
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FFI / FFS / GFF / FFR /
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| you're full of ****! having a giant sword isn't godmodding. |
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| Then the polar bear started slashing like crazy and bonked the other polar bear on the head.The opposing polar bear had a lump the size of my arm on his head and My polar bear made the other polar bear cry like a *****.I continuously slashed away temporarily placing the other polar bear in shock.I kicked him in his stanky nads which he had not washed for some time.he got up smacked me in my face and then I tackled him and got into doggy position to put him in a headlock.he was tired so I decided I would have a refreshing coke.he got up and I busted the bottle over his head.I tried to slit his throat but he put his paw in the way and got stabbed in the paw.then I punched himin his fat belly and watched it jiggle.*jiggou jiggou jiggou ju* |
Last edited by L : 12.23.06 at 00:40:57.
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