Quoth Lennon Legend:

Blitzballer.

For a long time now he's been a quality member of the community and we all know it, he recently joined the staff and he's already showing he can keep his cool and stay himself even when being subjected to a barrage of immature flames from other members. We all recognise the man for being a quality bloke already, but it cannot be stressed enough how kick-arse he is.

This may not be exactly what you were after, but it needs to be said anyway because Dave is a ****ing God.