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Name: Pe-Tako
Age: Thirty-Five
Height: Five Feet
Weight: Forty kg
Gender: Male
Race: Genetically Mutated Penguin
Nationality: French
Class: Deranged Nutcase
Head: Pe-Tako’s face looks like your average penguin, you know the deal, a black and white coloured with an orange beak. So if he was waddling around amongst other penguins, you would never know he was an evil plotting psychopath. Well, apart from the ****ING EVIL EYEPATCH! And don’t forget the black Capone hat! And last but not least, watch out for that damned stumpy goatee that runs around his beak! Well, I guess he isn’t that normal looking after all. The eye that isn’t covered by a black piece of cloth isn’t even his own, and is, in fact, a robotic eye which can run in infra-red, night vision, and even sonar mode.
Body: Why wear a suit when you got a body that was made to look like clothes a Mafia man would wear, eh? Pe-Tako goes it naked aside from the two steel arm guards that cover his human like arms, and these pieces of armour run from shoulder to finger, and are basically what you would get if you merged a shoulder pad, elbow guard, and gauntlet all together. Nothing covers his legs, well enough, because he’s as agile as a bumblebee on coffee. The only other equipment Pe-Tako has is the two sheathes that lie on his back.
Weapons: Pe-Tako is a crazy ***** penguin, and his weapons are a clear representation of this. Two swords, each three feet long, are the penguin’s favourite weapons. Each has an ebony shaft, and the blades are made of diamonds. Though these seem like child weapons, in Pe-Tako’s hands, they cut like they’re as smooth as ice.
History: One day, a group of Batman fans, who were coincidentally scientists, decided that although The Penguin was one of the scariest villains walking the TV world, they wanted something similar in the real world. Enter Pe-Tako, a formerly happy enough kind of penguin, content to eat fish for a living and ****. But the blasted scientists captured poor Pe-Tako, and drugged him (which he liked), and probed him (which he did not like). They put the blood of humans in him, cut his poor penguin flaps off, and made him grow human arms, which although are black and white and match his body right enough, look really freaky. No I mean super freaky!
But this wasn’t the end, oh no, they just HAD to play with his brain too. They put in endless data on serial killers, cult leaders, and other bizarre **** (like German porn) there as well. Not content with these abnormalities, they also gave him the ability to be multilingual, and so he can speak not only penguin, but English (with a French accent) and German (which made the German porn all so much worse). And so by the time they were done with Pe-Tako, he was scarred beyond all healing that those damned humans could provide. And so began Pe-Tako’s thirst for blood.
He returned to the penguin tribes, after finishing off all the scientists, hoping to find a home there, but because he was now some freakish mutant, nobody wanted him. So he killed them all and sold them for penguin pie, the bastards. Realizing he was alone, he crafted his blades in the deep dark icy forges which lay beneath Antarctica, and began a mission. To hunt down every **** who had it better then him. But he has friends, like Boris the walrus, and Real the seal. |
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Last edited by Maldar the Incompetent : 02.23.04 at 03:40:34.
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