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well we used to hang around near this church to drink, it was quiet, and near our old school, and the old bill (police) wouldn't go round there so we could have our drinks in peace (we were underage drinkers). anyway i weren't too pissed, but we were doing this truth or dare game, i chose dare, they said bang your arse against that window but whatever you do don't smash it.
so i do it, it doesn't smash, but as im getting back up i slip and fall back and my arse goes straight through the window...anyway there was a load of people inside having a social club meetin and they came running out, so i bolt round the corner pulling me trousers up, then i come back round doing my belt up and say "whats goin on here then" then they started questioning me about what happened and they said whatever ghit the window must've been big because glass went all over the place inside, at hearing that i was trying to hold back the laughter...worse thing was that the window, er took shape.... so heres me saying my knee went through the window because i tripped and there's this big arse shaped hole in it.
i managed to talk my way out of it, but my big mouth friends told them all about it the next day, so i can't really go near that place ot the people there without dying of embarassment..
probally don't sound that funny but if you'd been there you'dve cracked up mate |
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